10/16/2025
The Icy Hot Bowl: Steelers vs. Bengals — Old Men, Cold Blood, and a Must-Win in the North
By The Burgh Report
They are calling it the Icy Hot Bowl this week, and honestly, that might be the perfect name. Two forty-something quarterbacks, Aaron Rodgers (41) and Joe Flacco (40), going toe to toe in a primetime AFC North showdown. Thursday night lights. Two old vets with more miles than a Route 79 trucker, still out here slinging it like it is 2011.
But make no mistake, this one matters.
The Steelers have won three straight and grabbed control of the AFC North while everyone else in the division has fallen apart. The Ravens have cooled. The Browns are a mess. The Bengals have flat-out tanked. Yet somehow, someway, they just got new life from the last place you would expect, Cleveland.
Tomlin’s “Genius” Comment and the Flacco Curveball
Mike Tomlin said it best this week. He joked that the Browns’ GM must be a lot smarter than the rest of us because he just traded Joe Flacco, their Week 1 starter, inside the division to a struggling rival. That move makes no sense. The Bengals looked dead in the water with Jake Browning. The offense had zero juice, and then Cleveland decided to gift-wrap them a veteran who has seen every AFC North defense ten times over.
Flacco stepped in last week and gave Cincinnati the one thing they had been missing, confidence. Tee Higgins finally woke up. Ja’Marr Chase looked alive again. And suddenly, that team that looked finished two weeks ago found a pulse.
As a Steelers fan, I get it. It is classic AFC North chaos. But I also know this, you cannot let Joe Flacco come in here and embarrass this defense. Not again. Last year, he came off the bench for Anthony Richardson in Indy and cooked us. Tomlin even said before that game he hoped the Colts would keep Richardson upright so we would not have to see Flacco.
Now he is back. Different jersey. Same veteran savvy. And the stakes are higher.
Everything Points to Pittsburgh
The Steelers are rolling. Period.
Rodgers has the offense humming with rhythm for the first time all season. He is taking shorter drops, getting rid of the ball faster, and letting his playmakers do the work. Seventy-one percent of their passing yards are coming after the catch. DK Metcalf has a touchdown in four straight games. Jaylen Warren and Kenneth Gainwell are steady out of the backfield. Tight ends Jonnu Smith, & Mount Washington are finally being used like they should.
This offense has found its identity.
And here is the kicker, Cincinnati’s defense is bad. Really bad.
31st in total defense (394 yards per game)
31st in pass defense (258 yards per game, 13 passing touchdowns)
28th against the run (135 yards per game, 8 rushing touchdowns)
30th in scoring defense (30.5 points per game)
29th in red zone defense
30th in third down defense
That is not a typo. That is a defense begging to get punched in the mouth.
Add in the fact that the footing at Acrisure last week was garbage, and the run game should look much sharper this time around, and there is no reason Pittsburgh should not move the ball at will.
Everything points to the Steelers.
But That Is Exactly Why I Am Nervous
This is the kind of game that defines the Mike Tomlin era. The perfect setup. The “should win” game. The momentum is there. The matchup is there. The stats are screaming in your favor.
And somehow, those are the ones that make Steelers fans sweat.
Every year, we get one of these. A game that looks like a walk in, walk out, take care of business, and go home easy night. But something happens. The energy dips. The ex*****on slips. And the game turns ugly.
That is the only thing that worries me.
If Pittsburgh does what it is supposed to do, controls the clock, keeps Rodgers clean, and lets the defense eat, they win. But if they start slow, let Flacco hang around, and give Ja’Marr Chase a few early looks, it turns into one of those “why was that even close” nights.
Prediction
I think the Steelers pull it out. It is not going to be pretty, but it is going to be gritty.
Rodgers stays sharp, Warren runs wild, and the defense does just enough to close the door. But do not expect an easy night. Expect a dogfight between two old quarterbacks and two teams headed in opposite directions.
Steelers 23, Bengals 20.
And please, for the love of the Terrible Towel, do not let Joe Flacco be the story on Friday morning.
The Icy Hot Bowl is on Prime Video, Thursday night. Old men, cold blood, division hate.
We will see who still has gas left in the tank.
— The Burgh Report