Jimmy Jabs

Jimmy Jabs Jimmy "Jabs" Jablonski loves booze, drugs, and of course, the Philadelphia "Iggles".

If people born in Philadelphia are known for one thing, it's that they don't take s**t from anyone. Jimmy Jablonski is no different, unless that "s**t" happens to be drugs, he will always take it from anyone. "Jabs" is from Juniata park, a tough, blue collar neighborhood right off of Roosevelt boulevard in northeast Philadelphia. Even though he never seems to have somewhere to stay, he is always working hard to support his white trash lifestyle.

Chasin’ Taintum and the whole city of Bawsin can eat a fat one!*AAAOOOWWW* ?
05/03/2026

Chasin’ Taintum and the whole city of Bawsin can eat a fat one!
*AAAOOOWWW*
?

01/11/2026

Going back to back starts with a win today. We can’t go overlooking our opponents, handle bisnis, beat the Fordy Nonners, then worry about the rest. GAO BURTS! Philadelphia Eagles

Live footage of all the Iggles cornerbacks not named Midgell, DaJawn and Jacksit.
01/05/2026

Live footage of all the Iggles cornerbacks not named Midgell, DaJawn and Jacksit.

01/04/2026

It’s the end of the reglur season, but the season is far from over. It’s had its ups and downs, but if we can keep rolling, the Iggles could be another dynasty in the making. Philadelphia Eagles

Pooch that in yer tooch, Mcdirtneck! *AAAOOOWWW*
12/29/2025

Pooch that in yer tooch, Mcdirtneck! *AAAOOOWWW*

12/28/2025

I decided to take a little hianus because the Iggles were bissin me awf, but om back, doot! I hope everybody had a good Crizmus, Honniga and Kwontza, but now we’re back to what rilly manners: The Iggles winning another Stupor Bowl. Philadelphia Eagles

12/20/2025

I forgot this was a Saturdee game. No bideo agen, but who cares. Even tho they’re awnda road, they beat Was**ttin’s ass because they’re awful this year. I’ll come back next week. Murray Crizmus.

No bideo today. I decided that om not waisting my tom yelling this week. I obbyusly think we beat the Rainers because th...
12/14/2025

No bideo today. I decided that om not waisting my tom yelling this week. I obbyusly think we beat the Rainers because they’re a terrible team. I hate Peep Garroll and his stupid gum chewing, Cheeto Smiff stinks and Mack Cosby is good but he can be stopped. Iggles by 75,000. *unenthusiastic AOW*

12/09/2025

Just loik the Iggles, I’m putting in minimal effort here doot. If they win tonight, maybe I’ll go back to givinas**t. I’m not even trying anymore, and that’s saying a lot because I wasn’t trying before either. I shoudda just gawn out awn top after last year. Philadelphia Eagles

11/28/2025

It’s a short week, a weird day for a game, and coming off a tough loss. This bideo is a lot loik the Iggles in the second half last week, minimal effort. I’m not feeling great about this one, but then again, it’s probably just a large boop pressing itself up agenst my spleen. Habby Blag Froddy. Philadelphia Eagles

11/24/2025

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