Funny Farm Fitness

Funny Farm Fitness Crossfit Style/Group Training
HYROX Training Club
Online Personal Training
Nutritional Coaching

💪 Protein: The Unsung Hero of Your Nutrition 💪If you’re trying to lose body fat, build muscle, improve recovery, or simp...
07/13/2026

💪 Protein: The Unsung Hero of Your Nutrition 💪

If you’re trying to lose body fat, build muscle, improve recovery, or simply feel fuller throughout the day, protein should be a priority.

Here’s why:
✅ Helps preserve and build lean muscle
✅ Keeps you feeling full longer, reducing unnecessary snacking
✅ Supports recovery after workouts
✅ Helps stabilize energy levels throughout the day
✅ Has a higher thermic effect than carbs or fats, meaning your body burns more calories digesting it

Easy ways to increase your protein intake:
🥚 Eggs or egg whites
🥩 Lean beef, chicken, turkey, venison
🐟 Fish or shrimp
🥛 Greek yogurt or cottage cheese
🧀 Low-fat cheese or string cheese
🥤 Protein shakes when you’re on the go
🫘 Edamame, lentils, and beans for plant-based options

🎯 A simple goal: Try to include a quality source of protein with every meal and snack.

Remember...you don’t have to be perfect. Small, consistent choices each day add up to big results over time.

Strong bodies are built in the kitchen just as much as they are in the gym.

06/10/2026

🔥 HYROX Training Has Arrived at Funny Farm Fitness! 🔥

You’ve been asking for it… and we’re excited to finally make it happen!

Beginning June 30th, Funny Farm Fitness will officially launch our HYROX Training Club designed for anyone looking to improve their fitness, prepare for their first HYROX race, or take their performance to the next level.

🏃‍♂️ Training Schedule
✅ Tuesday – 6:30 AM
✅ Thursday – 5:30 PM
✅ Saturday – 9:00 AM

These are not your typical one-hour fitness classes. HYROX training sessions will be 75+ minutes or longer, allowing us to focus on the specific skills, endurance, strength, and race strategies needed to succeed on race day.

🔥 Running efficiency and endurance
🔥 Sled push and sled pull technique
🔥 SkiErg and RowErg performance
🔥 Wall balls and functional fitness movements
🔥 Race pacing and strategy
🔥 Strength and conditioning specific to HYROX performance

Whether you’re training for your first HYROX event, looking to improve your race results, or simply want a new challenge, our HYROX Training Club will help you build the strength, endurance, and confidence needed to succeed.

No matter where you’re starting from, we’ll meet you there. Our coaches and the Funny Farm Fitness Family will support you every step of the way.

📩 Message us for pricing and details.

Train with purpose. Race with confidence. Become the athlete you never thought possible.

🚜 Come Train at the Farm.

100 Pounds Down. One Life Changed.A little over a year ago, Alicia made a decision that would change her life forever. S...
06/03/2026

100 Pounds Down. One Life Changed.

A little over a year ago, Alicia made a decision that would change her life forever. She set a goal to lose 100 pounds before her birthday—not because anyone told her she had to, but because she wanted more for herself. More health. More confidence. More life.

Today, with just 5 days until her birthday, she officially reached that goal.

What makes this accomplishment so incredible isn’t just the number on the scale. It’s the countless choices she made every single day to get here. She showed up to the gym when she didn’t feel like it. She pushed through workouts that challenged her physically and mentally. She learned new habits, changed her relationship with food, and stayed committed even when progress felt slow.

There were no shortcuts. No magic fixes.

Just consistency, determination, hard work, and a willingness to keep going.

Alicia trusted the process. She embraced healthier eating habits, prioritized her goals, and proved that small daily actions add up to extraordinary results over time.

The woman standing here today is stronger than she was yesterday—not just physically, but mentally and emotionally. This transformation is a reflection of the discipline, resilience, and commitment she has shown every step of the way.

We couldn’t be more proud of you, Alicia. Thank you for trusting us to be part of your journey.

100 pounds down. A lifetime of possibilities ahead.

Help us congratulate Alicia on this incredible milestone and wish her an early Happy Birthday! 🎉❤️💪

🌟 Athlete Spotlight! 🌟We would like to take a moment to recognize these two incredible ladies for their amazing performa...
06/02/2026

🌟 Athlete Spotlight! 🌟

We would like to take a moment to recognize these two incredible ladies for their amazing performance at the NYC Langone Health HYROX this past weekend! 🎉💪🏻

Jenn and Michaela have put in countless hours of hard work, dedication, and perseverance, and it has been incredible to watch how far they’ve come on their fitness journeys. Their commitment to showing up, pushing through challenges, and believing in themselves is exactly what success is built on.

At Funny Farm Fitness, we truly believe that anyone who walks through our doors is capable of achieving more than they ever thought possible. Our job as coaches—and the job of our amazing Funny Farm Fitness Family—is to provide the guidance, encouragement, and support along the way. The only thing you have to do is take that first step.

Jenn and Michaela did just that, and this weekend they showed themselves exactly what they are capable of accomplishing. ❤️

Please help us congratulate these two hardworking athletes on an outstanding HYROX performance! We are so proud of you both and can’t wait to see what you accomplish next. 🙌💪🏻🏃‍♀️🔥

Great job, Jenn and Michaela! 🎉👏🏻 BelieveInYourself HardWorkPaysOff

Another successful Memorial Day Murph in the books! 🇺🇸❤️The weather hasn’t exactly been on our side the past couple of y...
05/25/2026

Another successful Memorial Day Murph in the books! 🇺🇸❤️

The weather hasn’t exactly been on our side the past couple of years, but the Funny Farm Fitness family continues to show up with dedication, resilience, and unwavering support for one another. That’s what makes this community so special.

We are truly grateful for every individual and family who came together to honor this tradition, push through the challenge, and support a cause greater than ourselves. We can’t wait to continue making memories and carrying on this tradition for many years to come.

Rain or shine, tomorrow is the Memorial Day Murph Down on the Farm! 🇺🇸💪We are beyond excited and hope all of you are too...
05/23/2026

Rain or shine, tomorrow is the Memorial Day Murph Down on the Farm! 🇺🇸💪

We are beyond excited and hope all of you are too! Whether the sun is shining or the rain keeps rolling in, we’ll be honoring the day together with hard work, community, and a whole lot of heart.

Get ready to run, sweat, cheer each other on, and make some memories. We can’t wait to see everyone tomorrow! ❤️🤍💙

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