Bon Temps Ranch

Bon Temps Ranch Home away from home and home to many memories old and to come. Laissez les bon temps rouler... Let the good times roll.

08/30/2026

Ha! Little fella churning those wheels.

BOLO y’all.
06/24/2026

BOLO y’all.

UPDATE: Gracie is still missing as of 9:20 a.m. June 25, according to Real County Sheriff Nathan Johnson and Cedar Hollow Ranch manager Vick Jones.

Despite reports to the contrary — and dozens, if not hundreds, of AI-generated "sightings" shared by area residents and businesses — Gracie the giraffe is still missing and continuing her tour of the Hill Country.

Cedar Hollow ranch manager Vick Jones said Gracie may have circumvented the ranch's high fence on a bluff and wandered away from there. Jones isn't concerned about Gracie going hungry or getting dehydrated because she is familiar with foraging in South Texas and eats oak, mesquite and acacia leaves.

Read more: https://www.uvaldeleadernews.com/articles/sheriff-internet-detectives-track-runaway-giraffe/

02/17/2026

This Juan will NOT be in south Texas this weekend! WTF with this weather.  Oh, no rain in 3 months either.
11/08/2025

This Juan will NOT be in south Texas this weekend! WTF with this weather. Oh, no rain in 3 months either.

11/01/2025

12 seconds of bad assing. This usually happens a couple of times a day. USA!!!🇺🇸

This is ridiculous.  Puro South Texas.  I’m out of here until Friday.  lol
10/28/2025

This is ridiculous. Puro South Texas. I’m out of here until Friday. lol

Freaky!!!
10/14/2025

Freaky!!!

Wow checkout this double main beamed buck out of Indiana! It’s like two racks in one pretty cool!

LUNA!
10/06/2025

LUNA!

Three back-to-back supermoons are coming! 🌕

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