09/01/2026
๐๐๏ธ THE NIGHT BEFORE DOVE SEASON PRAYER ๐๏ธ๐
Dear Lord,
Tomorrow is Dove Seasonโฆ
Please let the birds fly low, the wind stay calm, and my shooting look at least halfway respectable. ๐
Bless my sh***un, bless my shells, and bless the poor bastard standing next to me whoโs about to hear:
โHOW THE HELL DID I MISS THAT ONE?!โ ๐คฃ
Lord, please give me a limit before the guy who hasn't shut up about how good of a shot he is all week.
May my cooler stay cold, my shells stay plentiful, and my game warden encounters be short and friendly. ๐๐
Please forgive me for telling my wife:
โIโve had this sh***un forever.โ ๐
And if I burn through 3 boxes of shells for 6 birdsโฆ
Lord, give me the strength to LIE ABOUT IT. ๐๐๐
Most importantly, keep everyone safe, bring everybody home, and let us enjoy another opening day with good friends and good memories.
In sh***uns, shells & dove fields we prayโฆ
AMEN! ๐๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Happy Dove Season from E&G Guns!
Now go miss some birds. ๐