07/29/2026
I was riding pasture 11 in the rain the other morning, looking for stragglers...heifers that had missed the memo about moving, and instead I found three bulls. One that was large and ornery with a sore leg and a bad attitude. He stood up as soon as he saw me and squared off like it was go-time. Ting, the blue bull whisperer, looked up at me with his intelligent gaze as if to say, "I don't know partner, that one might be pretty rank to dig out of the trees but I will give it a shot."
I agreed with that good dog's assessment.
Some bulls are just rage and frustration on four feet. Let them soak in their own misery, I say. We'd deal with him on another day with some back up.
In the next corner of the pasture, we found this guy hunkered down in the trees but he was ready to move when he saw us. He heaved himself to his feet and headed out, taking Ting's guidance like a gentleman. He rumbled along, complaining about the things daddy-bovines bitch about...the weather, work and women, I reckon...as Ting walked him quietly down the pasture to the gate. Everytime we crossed a wet spot, this bull would stop to take a drink, tossing me a challenging look over his shoulder as if daring me to disagree with his choices, but he wouldn't make eye contact with Ting.
Once we reached the far side of the pasture and had this guy through the gate, I spied another stray bull hanging out by himself. He was rolling his head and shoulders in the dirt digging a bull hole, pawing grassroots up with his front feet and growling challenges to his invisible bull friends, deep in his throat. He was posturing for a fight. Throwing down the gauntlet. Practicing his karate moves.
I slipped up on him like a ghost, I guess, riding ole' Hombre, because as soon as he saw me, he jumped in the air and spooked. His eyes flinched closed as if to say, "Don't hurt me!"
I guess I knew why he was by himself; he'd got an ass kicking and was on time out until his ego recovered. He moved as light as a white tail deer in the direction I wanted him to go, threatening me from a great distance the entire time. I put Ting on flank just to keep him straight and I brought up the rear from a long way back, and that bull crab-walked, bowing his head and rolling his eyes threateningly (his way of letting me know how crazy he was) and moaning dire warnings all the way back to the herd.
There's only one thing I really know about bulls, my friends, and that is you can always push them anywhere they want to go...but sometimes even then, you need a bull-whispering dog to convince them. 😏
Have a good day folks. 😊