06/03/2026
Seattle 2026 ✔️
Took on Seattle with and my better half, Kelli with an I. We survived seafood overload, no rain that locals called “nice weather,” and enough Yelp check-ins to qualify for residency.
Highlights:
🦀 Ate everything that once lived in the ocean
📸 Took 500 photos and will probably post 487 of them
✈️ Returned home 10 pounds heavier and significantly happier
Seattle, thanks for the memories. Danny, thanks for not getting lost. Kelli, thanks for putting up with two grown men acting like tourists on their first field trip. Thank you to my new BBF Emma.