03/08/2026
Cruise vacation? Zombies? Huh… I could’ve sworn there was something about that recently…But onto more important matters. The Company has issued new orders. A mandatory Overtime order has been instated.
APRIL 11–12 | SUNY NEW PALTZ
Save the date… or don’t. The Company will make sure you show up. All available staff have been recalled for a 48-hour surveying and collection mission to Hugo-XXVI, an abandoned Facility of Foam. Failure to meet quota will result in immediate termination.
Personnel interested in participating in our first ever Weekendlong HvZ operation are advised to connect to the Crew Communication Channel. There you may ask questions, coordinate carpools, and arrange lodging with other staff.
The Company has also issued a General Interest Form so management can determine where personnel are traveling from and how familiar they are with HvZ operations.
This form is not an RSVP and does not obligate attendance.
Current New Paltz HvZ personnel need not complete the form.
Access to the Crew Communication Channel (Discord) and Interest Form can be found in the Overtime Highlight.
The Company looks forward to your cooperation.
