NOLA Undertakers Roller Derby

10/05/2020

NOLA UNDERTAKERS takes our skaters to the max! Our coaches are serious about making our club the #1 Roller Derby Team in the New Orleans area and are always on the lookout for the players who will help us get there. Think you got what it takes? We'd love to hear from you! Contact us to learn more about our stats and skaters and see how you can become part of our team.
http://www.nolaundertakers.com

[facebook turned off our recruitment application after receiving numerous complaints from another team supposedly concerned about a discrimination policy, but we all know it's because they have a control and superiority complex.]

Pease visit our teams website to submit an application directly.
http://www.nolaundertakers.com/join_us

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09/28/2020

We're recruiting new skaters to join us for the 2021 Season. All levels are welcomed, so no excuses! Fill out an application below to claim your spot with the NOLA Undertakers!!!

A lot of people have learned a special secret during this pandemic — roller skating is FUN! Skating videos are all over social media…

09/25/2020

Wanna be a NOLA Undertakers Derby Girl?

Requirements:

• Must reside in the state of Louisiana.
• Must be 18 years or older.
• Must purchase your own gear including Helmet, Guards, Pads, Skates, (and Uniform once you join the team.)
• Must commit to practice for 2 hrs/1 day a week.
• Must pay $50 monthly dues.
(Dues pay for practice time at skate rink.)

Recruitment is open to all abilities and backgrounds. Don't know how to skate? We will teach you! There's a lot more to being a Derby Girl than being a good skater and our training program will give you the time to master the skills you need to join the team. If you enjoy getting rowdy, destressing through exercise and being naughty while having a crapload of fun... NOLA Undertakers Roller Derby might be for you! - ★💀★

05/30/2018

Hey Girls... "NOLA Undertakers" will be attending ... Visit the event site for full details and Get Your Tickets Now!

NOTE: EVERYONE must register via the Team Registration. The first registrant from each team must set up the team name and password. Once you are in the registration, one of the Order Form questions asks for your team name. Please locate that name and select it (note due to Eventbrite's system, this....