Mom Ain't Happy Racing

10/29/2026

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10/28/2026

🏁🌴 ONE WEEK TO GO… THE COUNTDOWN IS ON! 🌴🏁

Mom Ain’t Happy is headed to KEY WEST for the Race World Offshore World Championship! Racing kicks off Wednesday—get ready for roaring engines, flying spray, and a battle for the world title! 🔥

Come cheer on the S-55 in person or catch the action on Race World Offshore’s live feed! 📺🏁

⏰ Super Stock racing is currently scheduled for 2:15 PM Eastern. Check back throughout the week for schedule updates!

Then keep the race-day fun going WEDNESDAY NIGHT starting at 7 PM at HEROES BAR KEY WEST! 🍻

Meet Scott, Tom, and the Mom Ain’t Happy crew, grab an ice-cold Conch Republic b**r, and get your picture up close with the boat! 📸🚤

Come say hi, talk racing, and hang out with us. See you in Key West! 🤘💚💙

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10/25/2026

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10/21/2026

🏁🍻 Fast boats, cold b**r, and good company—come hang with Mom Ain’t Happy in Key West!

Stop by the Mom Ain’t Happy pits for a complimentary Conch Republic B**r at select times throughout race week, check out S-55 up close, and say hello to the crew!

Then keep the fun going Wednesday night at Heroes Bar on Southard Street! Meet the team, swap racing stories, and enjoy a great evening out with our racing family. 🌴🎉

Bring your friends and help us make it a World Championship week to remember! 🏁

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🏁🌴🍺 THE COUNTDOWN IS ON, KEY WEST! JUST 17 DAYS UNTIL RACE WEEK! 🏁

The engines are getting louder, the excitement is building, and the Conch Republic is gearing up for one of the most electrifying weeks of the year!

We couldn't be more excited to celebrate the 45th Annual Race World Offshore Key West World Championship!

As the OFFICIAL B**R OF RACE WORLD OFFSHORE, Conch Republic B**r is proud to be part of the action both on and off the water!

🔥 AND WE'RE TAKING THE EXCITEMENT ONE STEP FURTHER!

We're also proud sponsors of MOM AIN'T HAPPY RACING, and we'll be joining the team throughout race week as they take on the waters of Key West!

🏁 FIND US IN RACE VILLAGE!

We'll be set up alongside the Mom Ain't Happy race team all week, with our very own CONCH REPUBLIC B**R TENT, where we'll be pouring complimentary cold b**rs at select times throughout the festivities!

🍺 FREE B**R AROUND THE ISLAND!

Keep your eyes open! Our Conch Republic crew will be making its way around Key West throughout race week, spreading a little island hospitality and handing out complimentary samples of Conch Republic B**r!

🎉 WEDNESDAY NIGHT — MEET THE RACE TEAM!

Join us at HEROES BAR on Southard Street, our official Conch Republic B**r party headquarters for race week, for a special MEET THE TEAM PARTY with MOM AIN'T HAPPY RACING!

Meet the racers, celebrate the spirit of offshore racing, raise a cold Conch Republic B**r, and get ready for the incredible competition ahead!

From the roar of the engines offshore to the celebrations in the streets of Old Key West, this is going to be a week to remember!

FAST BOATS. COLD B**R. ONE INCREDIBLE ISLAND. 🌴🏁🍺

Welcome to the Conch Republic, where the racing is world-class, the b**r is ice-cold, and the party never seems to end!

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CONCH REPUBLIC B**R — KEY WEST

Our only schedule is the tides. 🌊

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10/20/2026

🚨🏁 MOM AIN’T HAPPY NEEDS YOUR HELP! 🏁🚨

30 DAYS AGO, we set a goal to grow our racing family to 3,873 FOLLOWERS… and you guys have been SHOWING UP! 💚🔥

🚀 457 NEW FOLLOWERS in just 30 days!
🎯 834 MORE TO GO to hit our goal!

But we’re not done yet, and we need YOU to help us get there! 🚤💨

💚 HERE’S HOW YOU CAN HELP:

🏁 LIKE this post!

💬 COMMENT below and show Mom some love!

🔄 SHARE this post to your PUBLIC Facebook feed so your friends can join the chaos!

👥 Head over to our Mom Ain’t Happy Racing page, hit those three dots (...) and INVITE YOUR FRIENDS to follow us!

🎁 AND HERE'S THE FUN PART…

We've got something SUPER SWEET that we want to send to one of our amazing fans when we reach our goal! 👀🎁

Every like, comment, share and new follower helps us get one step closer to our goal — and we want to show our appreciation to the people helping us grow!

Whether you've been following S-55 since day one or just discovered our offshore racing chaos, YOU are what makes this team so much fun! 💚

Let's see how far we can push this thing before we head to KEY WEST! 🌴🏁

834 MORE! LET'S MAKE MOM HAPPY! 😂🔥

10/18/2026

🌴 Paradise is about to get LOUD! 🏁🔥

Only TWO WEEKS until Mom Ain’t Happy Racing heads south for the Key West Offshore World Championship! 💚💙

A season of hard work, long nights, and full-throttle weekends all leads here. We’re ready to put S-55 in the water and give it everything we’ve got! 🌊🏁

Who’s joining us in Key West? Let’s finish this season with a little saltwater and a whole lot of horsepower! 🤘

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10/15/2026

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10/07/2026

🍺🏁 BIG CONGRATULATIONS TO CONCH REPUBLIC B**R! 🏁🍺

We’re excited to congratulate one of our Mom Ain’t Happy Racing sponsors, Conch Republic B**r, on becoming the OFFICIAL B**R of the Conch Republic! 🌴🔥

Talk about the PERFECT pairing — fast boats and an ice-cold Conch Republic B**r. 😎🍻

We’re proud to have Conch Republic riding with S-55 this season, and now we’re even more excited to roll into Key West with them for the biggest race week of the year!

From keeping the Mom Ain’t Happy crew properly “hydrated” on race mornings 😂🍺 to now being the official b**r of the Conch Republic — CHEERS to the entire Conch Republic team! 🍻

Key West is going to be one hell of a week. 🌴🚤💨

Congratulations, Conch Republic B**r! We’ll see you at the WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP! 🏁💚

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It’s official! 🍻☀️ Conch Republic B**r has been declared the OFFICIAL B**R OF THE CONCH REPUBLIC!

On Saturday, October 3, Mayor Emeritus Dennis Wardlow, our founding mayor from 1982, alongside Secretary of State Captain James R. Gilleran, made the declaration at Schooner Wharf Bar, the official party headquarters of the Conch Republic. We couldn’t imagine a better place—or better company—for this milestone!

From our growing support throughout Key West and the Florida Keys to being named the official b**r of Race World Offshore, it’s been an incredible ride. Thank you to every bar, restaurant, retailer, local, and visitor who has helped us get here. This one belongs to all of us! 🌴

Two b**rs. One proud Republic.

🍺 REPUBLIC L***R — Our clean, crisp, classic l***r.
🥭 LAST MANGO — Our wheated ale made with real mango.

Born of an independent spirit. Now officially part of the story.

Our only schedule is the tides. 🍻

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09/30/2026

Sooo… who’s the coolest race team out there?!?