08/15/2026
After months of yelling, “Streamline!” “Finish your stroke!” “ONE MORE!” and somehow always finding a way to make a 60-minute practice feel like 17 minutes…
THE COACHES HAVE 2 MONTHS OFF. 🎉
So what exactly do coaches do when they suddenly have their evenings back?
🎬 Coach Brandi: Currently accepting applications for activities to fill the 6–8 PM hour. Rumor has it she has forgotten what it’s like to NOT be checking a swim meet schedule, answering messages, or saying, “What time is practice?”
🧔 Coach Scott: Has been spotted enjoying the rarest luxury known to a swim coach… sitting down. He is reportedly considering making this a daily event.
🏊 Coach Joe: Claims he is going to use his free time to “relax.” We have yet to determine what that means, but we’re confident he’ll eventually find a way to turn it into a swim workout.
😎 Coach Tara: Finally has time for all the things she says she’s going to do during swim season. Whether any of those things actually happen before September remains under investigation.
😂 Coach Naim: Has discovered that evenings can, in fact, be spent doing things other than coaching swimming. He is currently enjoying this shocking new information.
And the coaches’ summer schedule includes:
☀️ Sleeping in
🍔 Eating dinner before 9 PM
📺 Watching TV without checking the clock
🧘 Attempting to relax
📱 NOT answering, “Coach, what time is practice?”
🏊 Trying very hard not to turn every body of water into a swim practice
But don’t worry… we’re already missing our favorite chaos. ❤️
Two months goes by fast, and before we know it, the pool will be filled with splashing, yelling, laughter, swim caps, goggles, kickboards, and the words:
“Okay guys… LAST ONE!”
(We all know it won’t actually be the last one. 😂)
⚡🐟 Thunderfish, we hope you’re enjoying your summer! We hope you’re swimming, relaxing, having adventures, and making memories.
And coaches… enjoy those quiet evenings while they last.
Because late September is coming. 👀
🏊♀️ SEE YOU BACK ON DECK SOON, THUNDERFISH! 🐟⚡