03/11/2025
Ever feel like your body is gaslighting you? Like, “Oh, we’re totally fine” but also here’s a random migraine, digestive meltdown over a sip of water, and existential dread at 2 am for no reason?
Yeah, I help women stop feeling like a malfunctioning, trauma-ridden iphone and start functioning like an actual human again.
Doctors be like: “Have you tried antidepressants and sleeping 8 hours?”
Me: “Have YOU tried not giving the worst advice of all time?”
I specialize in chronic pain and illness, stress, and nervous system chaos—aka, when your body thinks grocery shopping is a high-stakes survival mission and getting out of bed feels like an Olympic sport.
Using science backed methods like trauma-informed biology, neuroscience, somatic work, parts work, and a sprinkle of ‘we are NOT tolerating this BS anymore,’ I help you go from:
❌ Running on stress hormones, caffeine, cold plunges and sheer spite
✅ Waking up and thinking, “Damn, I actually feel… okay?”
Because you weren’t put on this earth to be exhausted, bloated, and emotionally hijacked by your own nervous system. You were made to THRIVE.
So if you’re ready to break up with burnout, tell your trauma responses to take SEVERAL seats, and actually feel good again—let’s do this. Dm me to get started 💌 I got you 👊🏼
