08/08/2026
⚾️⚡️Fall Ball For these guys kicks off tomorrow⚡️⚾️
Del City @ 9am & 10:15am! We missed the sweet smell of chalk in the morning!
Twas the night before fall ball, and all through the house,
Not a feral sibling was sleeping, not even your spouse.
The baseball bags were packed with meticulous care,
Even though Bobby will say “I forgot my cleats” when we get there.
The jerseys were folded, the pants laid out flat,
Ryan was looking for his rocket-ship bat. 🚀
Jay’s batting gloves vanished (again), what a shock.
And Cole’s batting helmet gone along with his socks.
Matthew’s new pants will get dirty.
As he steals and slides clean
Jeremiah’s cleats will catch fire
They’ll call him Maurice Green.
There’ll be strikeouts and errors
and maybe some tears,
Biana pretending she’s calm
as Josh’s turn to pitch nears.
Big lefty ikyr in the dugout with the chants
And since last seasons growth spurts
no one’s socks reach their pants.
Colton is off to the lake
with his brother And mum
And we’ll show him love on game changer by yelling, “YOU BUM!”
The coaches will holler, “Attaboy good dig!”
While Coach Bobby looks around
For where he put his fridge cig.
Coach Jeremy is on the pitch com
Saying “throw him out” or “eat it”
Or looking for his pitch clicker
Where did he yeet it?
So here’s to the Storm boys as fall ball begins,
To big hits, great plays, and hard earned wins.
To baseball bags, little sleep, and coffee on tap,
To tournament weekends that leave parents zapped.
Bring on fall ball! ⚾️ 🍂
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