06/04/2026
Aw .....geez...Goddammit look at this guy, 🤦♂️. Seal Team Ricks very own Murph looking like he wandered out of some alternate dimension where he thinks he is " Ash Williams " and drank a gallon of what most likely was a concoction of portal juice and motor oil , grew a legendary beard and decided sleep was optional. They got him standing there like he's about to single-handedly negotiate with an army of Deadites using nothing but attitude and bad decisions.
Now listen up, Ricks, Mortys, Deadites, and whatever other interdimensional weirdos are attending Evil Dead 5. Murph's stepping into his first command of Blue Team, and if you've played alongside him before or against him you already know what that means. The guy doesn't quit, doesn't slow down, and somehow always finds himself in the middle of the action.
Blue Team's got a commander who's gonna push objectives, keep the pressure on, and probably create at least three stories that'll get retold around the staging area for the next ten years. That's just how Murph operates.
So if you're running Blue, gear up and get ready. If you're running against Blue... well... maybe start working on your excuses now. Evil Dead 5 is coming, and Commander Murph is about to find out that leading an army of survivors is only slightly easier than herding a bunch of non-rates on the Mighty Warship Waesche 751..🤣💯
