Seal Team Rick’s

09/02/2026

09/01/2026

09/01/2026

☭ FULDA GAP 2027 — WARSAW WANTS YOU ☭

Listen up, you dimension-hopping degenerates.

Rick Prime here with another terrible idea that somehow became a team deployment.

November 6–8, Seal Team Ricks is invading Command Decisions in Taylorsville, North Carolina for FULDA GAP.

And this time?

★ WE FIGHT FOR WARSAW. ★

That’s right. SPETSNAZ, BABY.

Apparently somebody looked at Seal Team Ricks—a collection of veterans, lunatics, questionable decision-makers, tactical alcoholics, Evil Mortys, and grown men who spend thousands of dollars to shoot gelatin balls at strangers—and thought:

“You know what these guys need? Soviet uniforms.”

That somebody was Byron Butler Aka “Cupcheck Sanchez” and B-Rad Paige the Warsaw Spetznaz XO and CO…

Solid assessment.

Rick Prime is trading the lab coat for Spetsnaz kit.

Scary Terry is coming because Geneva never specifically addressed dream warfare with paintballs, bitch.

Evil Morty has already developed a fourteen-phase battle plan. We stopped reading at Phase 3 because it involved overthrowing both teams and establishing himself as supreme commander.

And somewhere behind the front line you’ll find Murph — Da Macho Man Sanchez—slamming some portal juice providing intelligence of questionable accuracy, and somehow motivating recruits from organizations he hasn’t even met before.

☭ WARSAW NEEDS RICKS.

Fulda Gap isn’t a casual Sunday walk-on.

This is thousands of players, armor, missions, massive firefights, ridiculous amounts of paint and enough questionable tactical decisions to make a your run of the mill Amry staff officer wake up screaming.

Exactly our kind of place.

We’re looking for killers.

We’re looking for misfits.

We’re looking for veterans, first responders, experienced scenario players, new players, dads who need a weekend away, and anybody capable of hearing “PUSH!” and interpreting that as permission to make an objectively terrible decision.

Skill helps.

Expensive equipment helps.

Cardio is allegedly useful.

But attitude, teamwork and being willing to charge directly into a completely unnecessary firefight because another Rick yelled “SEND IT!” are the real prerequisites.

You don’t have to already be a Rick.

You become one through poor decisions and repeated exposure to paint.

So dust off the marker.

Pack the pods.

Find your least historically accurate Russian accent.

Tell your significant other you’re attending an important multinational diplomatic conference.

Technically, you’re not even lying.

FULDA GAP
6–8 NOVEMBER 2027
COMMAND DECISIONS — TAYLORSVILLE, NC

☭ JOIN WARSAW.
☭ JOIN SEAL TEAM RICKS.
☭ BECOME SPETSNAZ.

NATO= OUTPLAYED. OUTPAINTED. OUTMATCHED.

THE RED RICK SANCHEZ ALWAYS PREVAILS.

And remember:

There are infinite universes, Morty…

…and somehow in every goddamn one of them, NATO is about to get bonus-balled.

HUNT. KILL. SURVIVE.
SEAL TEAM RICKS
Paintball is temporary. Bad decisions are forever. 🥒☭🍺

09/01/2026

OH, NOW THIS IS INTERESTING, MORTY!

Final War is coming to Hell Survivors, and Seal Team Ricks is putting one of our own in the hot seat!
Dr. Spinepunch one of our top operators is commanding the RED TEAM — the Iron Wraths! 🔴💀

That’s right, Morty. The same Spinepunch who’s been running with Seal Team Ricks demolishing his opponents since he was first recruited. Now he is stepping through the command portal and taking control of an entire faction. Fighting for power, control the wasteland, survive the chaos—basically, exactly the kind of ridiculous mess we specialize in.

let me give the other factions some free scientific advice:

Don’t underestimate the Ricks especially this one...

Dr. Spinepunch has the team, the experience, and apparently the questionable judgment necessary to volunteer for command. 😂

So get your gear, pick your side, and prepare yourselves for FINAL WAR at Hell Survivors, September 19–20!

RED TEAM. IRON WRATHS. DR. SPINEPUNCH.

Now THAT’S a portal worth stepping through.
WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!” 🧪🛸💥

08/30/2026

What a great youth event!

The Youth Paintball League, at Jacksonville Paintball & Airsoft Park continues to be an amazing program.

Coup Athletics really went all out for this one. Their members organized, Coached, and refereed this game. But the most fun aspect of this game is Coup Athletics paired up with the youth players to play along side the kids and provide on field mentorship and camaraderie! What a great way to show up for youth athletics and develop young players!

This is what community leadership and setting the example looks like. Well done!
Bravo Zulu Coup!

08/29/2026

Wubba lubba dub-dub!
Getting rigidity rickidy wrecked son

Look at these maniacs packed into Lucky Scotch’s tank like a bunch of armed pickles in a sardine can! 😂

That’s not a vehicle, Morty—that’s Double Agent Rick’s mobile dimensional molecular deconstruction tank 100% meant for those who make questionable life decisions. !

Salty Peanuts,
Seal Team Ricks,
and enough chaos to make Mad Max himself ask, ‘Uh… you guys good?’

If Lucky Scotch is driving, I’m not asking where we’re going. I’m asking which dimension we’re escaping from this time.....

08/28/2026

Only 10 days remaining to get pre-registration prices for 2026 Black Flag (PB)

Get signed up now!!
https://ohanapb.com/black-flag/
Black Flag Paintball
September 12-13, 2026
Black Ops Paintball/ Conway, SC

08/27/2026

“WELL WELL WELL… WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?! 😂
MORTY YOU SEE THAT?! THAT AIN’T JUST A POSTER… THAT’S A WARNING LABEL. ☢️
SEAL TEAM RICKS. MACHO MAN MURPH.
BULLET FARM BANDITS.
GREAT LAKES BROTHERS PAINTBALL.

HONOR.
COURAGE.
COMMITMENT.

And apparently a complete disregard for the concept of ‘knowing when to calm the hell down.’ 🤣

MACHO MAN MURPH LOOKS LIKE HE JUST WALKED OUT OF THE APOCALYPSE, WON THE FIGHT, STOLE THE APOCALYPSE, AND THEN SIGNED UP FOR THE NEXT ONE!
I APPROVE. 🍺🧪
WE DON’T NEED ANOTHER…

Because apparently one Rick is already more than the multiverse can handle.
WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB, BULLET FARM FOR THE WIN. 🥒🔥”

08/26/2026

🧪 THE RENEGADE PROBLEM
Ohhhh, … THIS picture right here? This is what happens when you give a bunch of Ricks a Renegade armband and absolutely ZERO interest in behaving normally. 😂
Running Renegade at SuperGame Seal Team Ricks,Salty Peanuts, Venomous Ducks, and Soldiers of Chaos weren't just playing the game...
WE BECAME THE DAMN GAME.
The whole point of Renegade is to keep things balanced by jumping to whichever side needs help. �
SuperGame +1
Well...
WE TOOK THAT CONCEPT AND THREW IT THROUGH A PORTAL.
Red? We were there.
Blue? We were there.
Both sides? OH, ABSOLUTELY. 😂
At one point it felt like we weren't fighting for a side—we were fighting EVERYBODY.
And somehow, no matter which side we were on, the result was the same:
CHAOS.
Then came the final battles.
Most people look at the 50-yard line and think, “no mans land”
These Ricks looked at the 50 and thought:
“Why don't we fight start at the 50 and fight EVERYBODY?”
😂😂😂
Both days, during the final battle, these lunatics were willing to throw themselves right into the middle of the insanity and go after whoever was standing across from them.
That's not strategy.
That's not diplomacy.
That's a Rick-certified multiversal malfunction.
And honestly?
I WOULDN'T HAVE WANTED IT ANY OTHER WAY.
Salty Peanuts 🤝 Venomous Ducks 🤝 Soldiers of Chaos
Different teams. Different styles. Same disease.
THE COMPLETE INABILITY TO WALK AWAY FROM A GOOD FIGHT.
SuperGame Renegades didn't just balance the field...
WE BALANCED IT BY MAKING SURE NOBODY FELT SAFE. 🧪
— Rick

08/18/2026

You have waited long enough, if you have not figured it out yet with all of our little hints...we have brought speedball back to Hells!

Booking is now open!

First dates available starting August 27th, 2026.

We told you we had more in store and there is so much more to come!

See you on the field.

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