04/27/2020
INTERVIEW WITH KREATURES DEFENSEMAN #28 STEVE GIBBS
The Kreatures Khronicle caught up with DMan #28 S Gibbs at his home behind the dumpster of the Morristown Rink.
Kreatures Khronicle: Gibbs, If I recall the Kreatures were trying to sign you up last summer, but the league wouldn’t allow it to do that because they had too much talent already on the team. But before you joined you played with some of the Kreatures players already in the draft leagues. Do you recall what players you played with prior to joining the team?
SG: Porta seems to always be following me around, I can't seem to get rid of this guy, actually starting to freak me out. If anyone sees this, please call 911 and send help
KK: The Kreatures are pretty much a new team. What made you join the Kreatures in the first place?
SG: Dubman and I connected pretty well at open hockey so he asked if I wanted to join. Timing was great because I was new in town and wanted to be on more teams to get acclimated with Motown. Made a lot of friends from this and I am very happy. Now I am able to ditch my south jersey hockey friends and save money on gas. Gas money over long term friends any day. If I ever move more than 30 min away from here, all of you will be dead to me as well.
KK: If I recall, you had a decision to make between two team when Doomsday went down to D4. Was that a hard decision for you? And what did you choose Kreatures over Doomsday?
SG: While Doomsday did bribe me with an FOP shield which I accepted, I decided to double cross them and join Kreatures. Napolitano did say he was going to break into my car and snap it in half, but I did not let this intimidate me. I held strong because there's more drunks on Kreatures. This makes me feel less guilty about how much I drink so it was an easy decision. Also I like to watch Kenny change in the locker room but not in a gay kind of way. Not that there would be anything wrong with that.
KK: The team has it’s up and downs the last two seasons, and before the league was halted, the team was on a two game winning streak. Do you think the Kreatures are able to jump start that up again once this epidemic is over?
SG: Doesn't matter to me as long as we keep beating Seawolves. I'd rather brag than hear it from Lyons and Farmer at Tavern after the games. Everyone's been playing great so if we continue to skate hard and make smart plays we will be fine. I'm usually the worst with being lazy so maybe I'll try to not do that.
KK: Finally, What’s your 3-top favorite Morristown Bars?
SG: Although I have a lot of fun at tavern with the boys, I'll go with: laundromat, laundromat, and laundromat because girls will say hi to me for some reason and then I go back to the Tavern and try to hook up with the guys.