04/16/2015
This came up again....the old 2 Bell Hell countdown workouts, so I wrote it up with all the versions.
The Ol' 2 Bell Hell countdowns
Start at 10 reps and drop a rep each time through the list. It's a timed circuit. (for the poor readers and slow witted...it's 10 reps each exercise the first time, 9 reps the second time....you keep dropping a rep everytime you repeat the circuit....all the way down to 1 rep)
"Low Skill" version
Double swing
Double clean and press (or double squat and press (aka thruster) to eliminate entirely the kb flip, which is good)
Double high pull
Double swing
Double front squat
-you can argue that this is harder than the 'regular' version because since it's lower skill based you can usually move through it faster.
Regular version
Double sn**ch
Double squat and press
Double high pull
Double swing
Double front squat
The 'classic'...when you can do this under 17 minutes you have probably buffed your anaerobic engine to a shiny gloss and need to step away from this style of training.
"I Hate Myself and You". Punish your hapless training partner by punishing yourself.
Dbl sn**ches
Dbl clean and presses
Dbl high pulls
Dbl front squat and press
Dbl front squat
-I've done this a handful of times, and it's something I won't do by myself. Who needs this kind of s**t? Nobody.
The version that nobody does because it sucks
Dbl Sn**ch
Dbl FSquat and Press (thruster)
Dbl Sn**ch
Dbl FSquat and Press
-I'll lie, I did this once. I got all the way through and felt super s**tty. Yeah, there's only 4 exercises, but the two repeating themselves is a poor trick to play on anyone not expecting this.
Finally, the "Crossfit Saginaw Squat and Long Cycle" WOD
My buddy Matt and I were training, and he said "This sounds fun." I said "Uh, no, it sounds like s**t". He said "Don't be a p***y man, you came over here to do something different." "F**k you, Matt."
5 circuits
Back Squat: 225x20
2 - 32kg Clean and Jerk x10
-for time
The back squats got easier and easier and the C&J's with the kbs got harder and harder. If this workout wasn't a dick measuring contest with Matt and the other guy training with us, I would have stopped at 3 circuits.