05/30/2026
What is that, do you feel it? That electricity in the air today? No, it’s not another storm brewing, it must be because today happens to be the birthday of a certain .
Sam has been with us for many years now, and over that time he’s proven himself to be an exceptional mechanic, a gentle yet generous lover, and a wonderful friend.
Whether he’s glazing your skis, fi*****ng your shock, or mogging Mission to Mars, you can count on Sam to get the job done.
If you’re lucky enough to cash Sambo out in the wild today, give him a kiss on the lips, and wish him a very happy birthday.