03/30/2026
Welcome to The Curling Guys page.
We’re four guys from Minneapolis who love curling probably more than is reasonable, and we decided the world needed more curling content. Whether the world agreed is still up for debate.
Jonah, Matt, Zack, and Eli — a skip, a third, a second, and a lead who have collectively made every possible mistake you can make on a sheet of ice and came back the next week anyway. That’s kind of our whole thing.
We’re not the best curlers you’ll ever see. But we might be the most enthusiastic. And we genuinely believe curling is one of the coolest sports on the planet, so we’ve been out here making content about it and trying to get more people to feel the same way.
If you’re a die-hard curler, a casual fan, or someone who watched the Olympics and thought “wait, that actually looks fun” — pull up a chair. We’re glad you’re here.
We’ll share what we’re learning, where we’re competing, what we’re watching, and occasionally what went wrong and why. (Lots of material there.)
Follow along. It’s going to be a good time.
— The Curling Guys