06/02/2025
From clavicle to oblique’s, A v-taper carved by gods with pride. He never bends to tie his shoes, too risky for those glutes of Zeus. Deltoids like cannonballs and biceps peak like Everest. His skin? A tan from Poseidon’s grace, Oil-slicked with a mirror face. Smiles like he just ate plain tilapia… stew.