05/08/2026
Big post here from your viral Tik Tok influencers!
Hope ya’ll caught us gettin’ “Into The Groove!” Over FIVE THOUSAND of our fans did just that! We were INFLUENCING our asses off!
Just checked now….5.184 views!! Imagine how many views we’d have if we pranced around in our bathing suits and underwear!!
If you’re part of the “your posts are too long” crowd, you’re really gonna hate this one. Just keep scrolling now.
It’s our 2026/2027 goals!
Not only are we the only team in the world that posts all our scores every week (not just the good ones), we also post our goals for next season. (Note: besides riveting off-the-alleys content, you’ll get ALL our scores at Nationals next year. We won’t ghost you)
We had our Team Banquet on Wednesday. If you haven’t been to one, you should come. We have andouille sausage on toothpicks and varieties of pretzels and corked bottles of bourbon and award presentations and Cubs-bashing. Unless you’re celebrating Mother’s Day early or drinking Europe dry, you missed a good time
After creating our Tik Tok masterpiece, but before goal-setting, we restructured some of our titles and responsibilities. We’d like to welcome the following officers’ positions:
—Jen Ehrhardt aka The Squirrel has been named Chief Operating Officer(COO) of Tuesday Nights.
—Andrew Fefer aka The Fef has been named VP of Broadcasting
—Dr. Anne Ignatowski is our new Sports Information Director (SID)
—Jeff Sonnemann has been promoted to Chief of Staff
Jeff’s promotion means that we do have an opening for SerbskE$ Club President. If interested in this position, put your qualifications in the comments and we will take them into consideration.
Onto next season’s goals:
TEAM GOALS:
1) Buy Joe D five boxes of delicious Girl Scout cookies
2)Have Danhausen put a curse on the rest of the Tippers
3) Take 50 of 72 points from the Rat Pack
Listen——The Rat Pack has a target on their back. That’s what happens when you win. We’ve had that target on our back before. Because everyone wants to beat the champs:
It happened for us in 2002 at Classic Greenfield. And 2004.
We’ve had targets at Village after winning it all in
2011
2013
2014
2016
2017
That’s a lot of targets!
And again in 2023.
And again in 2025
Not to mention the target we feel every year at Bowling With The Chumps after winning it all in 2022. And the target we feel every year at the Feftacular, because we remain UNDEFEATED at the Feftacular!
Point is…..everyone is coming for the champs!
Back to the team goals:
4) Shoot a 3400
5) Ig, Doc and Serge back on the podium
6) Except on special occasions, no longer on the (long) ISLAND!
7) Nobody on our team has a Mike Vrabel/Diana Russini “situationship”
IGGY GOALS
1) 300/800
2) Average 225
(But didn’t Iggy average 226 this season? Yes he did. This is a concession that, yes, we are getting a bit older now. The arrow can’t continue to go up to infinity. 225 as a part time mid-50’s bowler is still pretty f’n good)
3) Take 6 of his 8 individual points vs. Rat Pack (again, target)
4)Become less likable by having fewer people tell him how good they bowled
5) Promote another Shed-Ball
PETE AND JON COMBINED
1) Average 225
2) Strike percentage 63%
3) 300/800
4) Pete only—-game 3 average 220.
DOM goals
1) Average higher than Stretch
2) 300/ multiple 700’s
3) Get a ball that someone else has
4) signer
STRETCH goals
1) Average higher than Dom
2) Another 300/ at least 703
3) Have an Uber night and go for 20 Miller Lites
4) signer
5) Expand wingspan to 45 raffle tickets
JEFF/E$/MA### goals
1) STAY HEALTHY. Be on the floor for more than 39 games
2) Average 196
3) 85% on single pins
4) Along with performing the Tyler/Morgan nuptials, preside over a 2nd gig.
5) Interview the Fairest of the Fair at SerbskE$ Club Day at The Fair Saturday August 15th!
TYLER goals:
1) Be the damn Alpha. High average on Tuesdays.
2) 230 average
3) two 300/800
4) 90% single pins
ASHLEY goals:
1) attend the Team Banquet next year
2) keep Sunday of State cookie-tossing under 2.5
3) elusive 300 game!
special COWBOY goals
1) Healthy all season
2) 200 average
3) get Pin Pal ✅
4) 300/800
FEF goal:
1) 700 at the Feftacular
2) Team honor score 1200/3400 at the Feftacular
3) (amended) - Don’t leave a Lily at the Feftacular
MRS COWBOY goal
1) Reserved seat at the Feftacular
2) Full bottle
TUESDAY NIGHT team goals
1) 6:20 arrival time
2) a top 8 finish in one of the thirds
3) 42 of 66 points against 3 Lane Courtesy
4) One lane courtesy for 3 Lane Courtesy
TUESDAY AND WEDNESDAY TEAM GOALS
1) MAKE ALL OTHER TEAMS GET THEIR BOWLING BAGS OUT OF YHE SITTING/STANDING AREAS AROUND THE LANES/WALKWAYS/CHAIRS/TABLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {thank you}
That’s long enough for this one. We need to go be influencers! Happy Mother’s Day!!
