08/20/2026
It’s Thursday morning….you know what that means!!!
(We’ve missed you, SerbskE$ Nation!)
While we don’t start league bowling until September 9th, last night was the very important LEAGUE MEETING. If you’ve never had the pleasure of attending a bowling league meeting, let me tell ya what you miss:
—They are run via the extremely archaic Robert’s Rule Of Order. Every idea needs a motion, then a second, to put it up for discussion. Feels very 1700’s. Always waiting for Thomas Jefferson to enter the room.
—We elect Officer positions like President, Secretary and Treasurer. Yesterday this led to Drobka dropping a bombshell—basically announcing his imminent demise I think— and Dan Drew being named his replacement, (although wondering why Dan didn’t have to submit to a stress test? 🤣🤣)
—Discussion points included such hard hitting topics as individual pre-bowling, team number changes, and who is going to bowl against your SerbskE$ Club during the Feftacular. Hard hitting content let me tell ya. Everything seemed to be wrapping up, until……
—-Not sure a motion was ever made, but the defending champions decided to discuss the NOISE LEVEL OF THE JUKEBOX MUSIC during bowling.
(Never mind the fact they WON THE LEAGUE with the music on supposed high volume??)
This led to a spirited back-and-forth where Iggy took the opposing view and also checked off his preseason goal of “becoming more unlikable”.
It was smartly determined by President-in-waiting Dan Drew (now named Double D) that the situation “will be monitored”. Since Dan liked requesting songs from us last season, we feel we will be on the right side of history when all is said and done.
—-After some practice bowling below the leaky roof on lane 5 (what is this, AmFam Field??!!), we found our way to the pool hall, where we determined Dominator will be the SerbskE$ Club representative in the 16 team Wednesday Tippers Pool Tournament.
Fun fact: Dom is right handed in everything except shooting pool and archery. (Has he ever considered bowling left-handed?)
Two more major announcements!!
—Every pro sports team has a sideline reporter. Who doesn’t love Sophia Minnaert? So it was determined……WE NEED A SIDELINE REPORTER.
Yep, we will be the only bowling team in the WORLD to have a sideline reporter. Somebody to conduct post game interviews with the Player Of The Game. Can speak in tongues like Sophia if needed. Might occasionally get splashed with some Gatorade a little bit. Maybe have champagne-soaked hair during our World Championship celebration.
After conducting a thorough interview process, we are formally introducing A’ Mya Walker as the SerbskE$ Club sideline reporter for the 26-27 bowling season. Under the tutelage of broadcast legend Ma### Creditz, look for her content on all of our social streams throughout the year.
FINALLY—-Miller High Life is running a contest to select the first MAYOR OF THE “CHAMPAGNE OF BEERS” REGION.
So, you know damn well who that should be, right?
We have entered a 250 word essay on behalf of Stretch, and also a picture. Some of the requirements to win are:
—Hometown pride
—Passion for the brand
—Personality to wear the crown with confidence.
How does Stretch not win this??
Next week, we will provide you our essay. The winner will be decided on August 31, and Inauguration Day is September 19th.
Clear your calendars, I don’t think he can lose!
It’s great to be back on a Thursday morning here on the FB! Go Brewers!
