03/28/2026
🚨 OFFICIAL WARNING FROM
🏁🦖Jurassic Karts 🦕🏁🚨
We tried to keep this under control. We really did.
But it’s gotten…out of hand. Side effects of attending Jurassic Karts may include:
• Uncontrollable laughter in public
• Spending money like winning an arcade game is a financial investment
• Saying “just one more ride” 17 times in a row
• Walking around with pride on your face after making that drift with spin around the corners after the race.
• Winning a stuffed animal you absolutely did not need.
•casually walking around naming all the dinosaurs 🦖 you see around.
• Refusing to leave and casually extending your time here.
• Texting your friends: “You should’ve come” (they will resent you)
Additional symptoms may include:
Zero regrets. None. Not even a little.
We are not responsible for the memories you make…
…but we are very proud of them.
Locations
Mcallen: inside La Plaza Mall
Mercedes, TX at the Mercedes Outlets
Leave questioning your life choices (in the best way possible).