Jurassic Karts

03/28/2026

🚨 OFFICIAL WARNING FROM
🏁🦖Jurassic Karts 🦕🏁🚨
We tried to keep this under control. We really did.
But it’s gotten…out of hand. Side effects of attending Jurassic Karts may include:
• Uncontrollable laughter in public
• Spending money like winning an arcade game is a financial investment
• Saying “just one more ride” 17 times in a row
• Walking around with pride on your face after making that drift with spin around the corners after the race.
• Winning a stuffed animal you absolutely did not need.
•casually walking around naming all the dinosaurs 🦖 you see around.
• Refusing to leave and casually extending your time here.
• Texting your friends: “You should’ve come” (they will resent you)

Additional symptoms may include:
Zero regrets. None. Not even a little.
We are not responsible for the memories you make…
…but we are very proud of them.

Locations
Mcallen: inside La Plaza Mall
Mercedes, TX at the Mercedes Outlets

Leave questioning your life choices (in the best way possible).

03/15/2026

Come play for spring break

03/08/2026

Come visit us at MXLAN

03/01/2026

⭐️ 🌟 Today is the day🌟 ⭐️ Release of our new flavor for a limited time. You have to try. “GALAXY POP”
It’s out of this world.

02/22/2026

🎪🎉 Ticket Pickup Day!

Congrats to Gilbert Ybarra, winner of our Flip Circus ticket giveaway! 🎟️✨

His wife, Karla, stopped by to pick them up today and we’re so excited for them to enjoy the show!

This promotion was brought to you by National Laser Tag & Games / Jurassic Karts in partnership with Flip Circus — and we love bringing exciting experiences to our community.

Thank you to everyone who participated — more fun promotions coming soon 👀

Stay tuned!

02/18/2026

We have a winner!!!!

02/17/2026