Short Porch Bats - South Texas

06/12/2026

🇺🇸💥 🥎COMING JUNE 17TH – THE BOMBPOP JAWBREAKER! 🥎💥🇺🇸

STARS, STRIPES, and BOMBS!

Celebrating 250 Years of Freedom with a paint job that screams America and performance that screams BOMBS!

🥎USSSA BombPop Jawbreaker
▪️ 12.5” Barrel
▪️ .75 oz End Load
▪️ Available in:
• 25.5 oz
• 26.5 oz
• 27.5 oz

🥎Senior BombPop Jawbreaker
▪️ 12” Barrel
▪️ .5 oz End Load
▪️ Available in:
• 25 oz
• 26 oz
• 27 oz

Whether you’re chasing fences in USSSA or launching moonshots in Senior Ball, the BombPop Jawbreaker is built to bring the fireworks. 🎆

📅 Drops June 17
📩 Message me to reserve yours before they’re gone.

⭐️ Stars.
🇺🇸 Stripes.
💣 BOMBS.

06/10/2026

🐾💜💛 McHi Bulldog Fans, This One’s For You!

……or if you just like purple and yellow! 😂

Got a brand new pair of Short Porch Batting Gloves in the pouch, in the perfect purple and yellow. Whether you’re a current player, alumni, parent, or just proud to represent the Bulldogs, these gloves will look right at home on the field.

✅ Premium grip
✅ Comfortable fit
✅ Sharp purple & yellow color combo
✅ Perfect for softball or baseball

💲 $40

First come, first served. Shoot me a message if you want them. Local pickup available.

🥎⚾️🔥

06/01/2026

🔥 BAT DRAWING – SHAWN THOMPSON WIG POPPER🔥

We’re running a 20 Spot Drawing for a brand new Short Porch Shawn Thompson Wig Popper!

💰 $15 per spot
🎯 20 spots total
🏆 Winner’s Choice: 25.5 oz or 26.5 oz
📦 Bat ships directly to the winner or local pickup available.

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PM me for payment options.

Rules:
✅ Comment the spot number(s) you want.
✅ Payment due within 1 hour of confirmation unless prior arrangements are made.
✅ No spot is considered claimed until payment is received.
✅ Once all spots are filled and paid, a winner will be selected using a live randomizer.
✅ Winner receives their choice of either the 25.5 oz or 26.5 oz Wig Popper.
✅ If the preferred weight is unavailable, the remaining weight will be awarded.
✅ Open to U.S. residents only.
✅ This drawing is not affiliated with Facebook.

💥 One-piece. 12” barrel. Built to do exactly what the name says—POP WIGS.

Who’s grabbing the first spot? 👀🥎🔥

06/01/2026

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🥎 WHO'S READY FOR SUMMER SOFTBALL? 🥎

The STSS Summer League starts July 9 at Edinburg Municipal Park!

🔥 55+ Division🔥 Thursday Night Games🔥 Teams Drafted🔥 Only $25 to Register

Grab your glove, call a friend, and come join us for a summer of softball.

See the flyer for registration information and contact details.

05/30/2026

Thinking about doing a bat drawing👀

Before I put anything together, I wanted to see if there's enough interest.Would you be in for a chance to win a new Short Porch bat?

Drop a 👍 if you'd be interested in a chance to win a new 25.5oz Shawn Thompson Pink Wig Popper for $15 a chance. 20 chances sold max!

If there's enough interest, I'll put something together. Please share this post. 🥎🙏

05/30/2026

🔥 🥎JUST LANDED! 🥎🔥

💗SWING PINK, yall!

The Shawn Thompson Signature Wig Popper is finally in hand and this thing is a head-turner.

💗 Ladies will love the color…
💥 Men will love the POP.

This one-piece senior bat features:
✅ 12” barrel
✅ .5 oz end load
✅ Kevlar Tech construction
✅ Zero-flex handle
✅ Built for one thing: DISTANCE

I’ve got:
🦇2 - 25.5 oz
🦇1 - 26.5 oz

If you’ve been looking for a bat that combines a clean swing, serious performance, and one of the sharpest paint jobs in softball, the Wig Popper deserves a look.

⚠️ Limited inventory in hand. Once these are gone, they’re gone.

Shoot me a PM/DM if you want specs, pricing, or help deciding if the Wig Popper is right for your swing.

05/29/2026

You ever walk into Dick’s or Academy looking for a legit adult slowpitch bat?

Five minutes later you’re standing there thinking:

“Where are the Senior bats?”
“Where are the USA/ASA bats?”
“Where are the USSSA bats?”

Or

You actually see a bat hanging on a rack that looks promising, only to be disappointed when it turns out to be some cheap aluminum bat or a Corndog, which is a hybrid wood and composite bat.

You might as well be shopping for bats at Ross Dress for Less!

Most big box stores don’t cater to the adult softball crowd, we do!

If you’re looking for Short Porch Senior, USA/ASA, USSSA, or BBCOR baseball bats, I’ve got several models available and more on the way.

Tell me what association you play and what kind of bat you like to swing, and I’ll point you in the right direction.🥎

05/28/2026

Marathoners have 26.2
Ballplayers have 280.0 👀

Follow 👉

05/27/2026

Attention USSSA players, this one’s for you! Taking pre-orders now! 🍏💚🍏💚🍏💚🍏💚🍏💚🍏💚🍏💚🍏💚🍏💚🍏💚🍏💚🍏

05/26/2026

New release tonight!