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06/14/2026

gutting U.S. foreign medical aid in favor of bombs because you own a satellite company the pentagon contracts with

06/14/2026

Did you ever just close your eyes, and go to Nyes Place? Or Park?

longer days make for longer skates
"Do you have any plans for Summer?"
"My skateboard."

04/19/2026

Do the 🐓 next

3 advantages of our LAF technology:

1. Durability
2. Water resistance
3. Most importantly: Performance

The Excalibur and the Don now come with LAF construction. But what exactly is that? LAF stands for "Light As F**k." The boards consist of a lightweight poplar core reinforced with carbon and fiberglass. Urethane edges and inserts in the holes make them incredibly durable and 100% waterproof. And all this at a weight of only about 1.2 kg or 2.6 lbs.

The biggest challenge with lightweight boards is always vibration damping. That's why we meticulously tuned our fiber layup to minimize vibrations. The boards are race stiff, but not lifeless. This is how our LAF boards offer more grip, smoother slides, and better maneuverability.

What started in 2018 with the Ian Freire Pro, we have refined over the years with the Exodus and Simplex. It's no coincidence that both are the choice of many top riders for their races. The Excalibur and the Don, with their exceptional performance, fit seamlessly into this series.

03/28/2026

the best rojazs video is the one where p swiss has three of the same set ups; one with area, ronin, and rojazs. its on his insta.

02/13/2026

cause powell

02/08/2026

$119.95 and it doesn't even have a real pivot cup, somebody should go to jail for that

02/08/2026

you already have skating
life is working out
no need to go chasing frozen lakes
for an energy drink company
frugality doesn't cost
it pays in the end
you already have skating

02/08/2026

02/04/2026

What’s up everyone! I’m putting everything on sale and won’t be able to make boards for a little while. Long story short where I was making these is shutting down. I’ll be packing everything up and storing it until I can find a new location.

It is going to take a while before I’m back making boards again.

I seriously appreciate all of the support you’ve all given me over these past few months launching these 3D boards. If you’d like to try one now’s a good time!

Meatbicycleskateco.com

Link in bio as well 🤘

01/19/2026

collecting