Squeaky Bottoms

02/28/2026

02/08/2026

02/03/2026

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02/02/2026

Let’s be honest. You have two choices for hull cleaners. 🤷‍♂️

Option 1: The “Safe” Choice (Yawn) 😴

• Made by a faceless corporation.
• Has a name you instantly forget.
• All the personality of a tax form.
• It’s the missionary position of boat maintenance.

Option 2: Barnacle Bill’s Butt Buster 🔥

• Made by a small, family-owned business of actual boaters.
• Has a name you’ll NEVER forget.
• Packed with personality and a little rebellion.
• It’s the choice you make when you’re still alive inside.

Both clean your hull. But only one gives you marina cred.

Don’t settle for safe. Your boat deserves a cleaner with a backbone.

Ready to join the rebellion? 👇

➡️ Click here to try Barnacle Bill’s Butt Buster and get 15% off your first order!

https://squeakybottoms.com/products/barnacle-bills-butt-buster

01/31/2026

Let’s play a game: Skin mount or replica?

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Credit: Top Notch Taxidermy | Tyler Erickson

01/31/2026

No one has even approached the 54-year-old bluefish record set by James Hussey in 1972.

Will the bluefish world record ever be broken?

01/26/2026

Spray on, let it soak for fifteen minutes. Spray off. That easy!

01/18/2026

Teak on Fleek!!!

Get a squeaky clean boat bottom with Squeaky Bottoms! Our eco-friendly boat hull cleaners, like Barnacle Bill’s Butt Buster, are tough on grime but gentle on your boat.

01/11/2026

If there's a beagle on your boat, pack at least two sandwiches.

01/08/2026

Coming to your local Marine center soon!

Get a squeaky clean boat bottom with Squeaky Bottoms! Our eco-friendly boat hull cleaners, like Barnacle Bill’s Butt Buster, are tough on grime but gentle on your boat.