10/23/2026
Oktober pop-up 1, 10/22.
Eat a Pretzel Day popped up on the checkiday.com menu, and I knew right away I had to rise to the occasion. Oktoberfest is great, but pretzels aren't a seasonal treat, they're a year-round delight (ask my man Stanley), so I proofed a playlist that holds up any month of the year. Every song falls into one of four lanes: pretzels, things that go on pretzels, things pretzels go with, and things pretzels are part of. Some of the links are salty, a few are a little twisted, and more than one is filled with goodness.
I rolled out from and shaped the route into my best attempt at a knot, with a few extra twists along Nall for good measure. What I didn't knead into the plan was the weather. It was a warm afternoon, and I forgot this suit came with long sleeves, so by Roe I was baking, golden-brown and glistening like I'd just come out of the oven. Happy Eat a Pretzel Day, now let's twist again!