Pilati Illuminati

05/18/2026

PSA: Stop saying s**t to strangers that you wouldn't want someone to say to your mother. kthx

reformerpilates

05/18/2026

Paid for the publication of my DBA notice today. Certification time is coming and I'm gonna be ready! So why not a tiny rebrand?

05/14/2026

05/14/2026

05/07/2026

I'm joining .beatnix tomorrow at in tomorrow night for GOTH YOGA. You should join me.

What are people saying about ?

Here's just a handful of the kind words we've recieved. We can't fit them all into one video ... Part II coming soon.

Eternally gratful for our goth yogi community.
It's an honor to guide you through the darkness 🙏
And thank you for all the support, continued dedication/tapas, and such kind words!

Hope to see ya on the mat on a Tuesday or Thursday night at soon!

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05/05/2026

She also makes time to answer all my silly questions. It's like having another kid, prolly.

05/04/2026

I'm not gonna hang all my current shortcomings on this origin story or anything but yeah, we need new ways to get young people excited about building lifelong exercise habits.

My mother was sedentary--all her work and hobbies (crosswords! piano! musical arrangements! sewing!) involved being seated. In turn, I also pursue hobbies like art & beading & trolling chuds online, and those aren't very physically active pursuits. That's part of the reason why i chose Pilates as a new career--if i had nothing else, i can get some exercise around clients.

Yet here I am... a lump.

Not for long tho--I'll be coteaching with Lauren tonight at 7, at in Studio City. You should sign up and come join us.

05/01/2026

Come check it out!

04/25/2026

Be sure to keep that top leg at hip height

04/25/2026