03/07/2025
This car cost me $400k plus California tax, and it’s so cheap it didn’t even earn a spot in my garage. It’s currently parked next to a Honda Civic outside.
Now before you get offended here’s some life advice:
1. Never Take Yourself Too Seriously.
If a $400k car ends up parked next to a Civic overnight, clearly life’s already a joke enjoy the punchline. The more fun you have, the easier success becomes.
2. Don’t Impress People Who Aren’t Impressed Anyway.
You think parking this thing outside hurts my ego? Dude, someone just asked me if it was a “nice Toyota.” Live your life, stop trying to impress people who think talking s**t is going to change anything.
3. It’s Just Money Go Make More.
Stop panicking about your bank balance. If your car costs more than your parents’ house, at least have fun with it. Keep grinding, stay lighthearted, and you’ll always win big.