03/20/2025
A man walked into a pharmacy and asked the pharmacist, "Do you have any condoms? I'm going on a trip with my girlfriend."
The pharmacist replied, "Let me check," and then said, "I have a special deal on our extra-large condoms. They're buy one, get one free."
The man thought for a moment and then said, "I'll take 20."
The pharmacist looked surprised and asked, "Sir, are you sure you need that many? You're not planning on having that much fun, are you?"
The man smiled and said, "No, I just want to make sure my girlfriend's ex-boyfriend doesn't get any."