Some Country For Old Men Combatives

04/16/2026

Finishing up our book on self-defense for old guys. The artwork is coming in. This is the jacket picture (most likely)

04/22/2025

TWO new events to kick start the summer! Me and Hob are back with China Mike in NY, NY. 5/10/25 and 5/11/25. Self-preservation fundamental and our senior citizen defensive shooting class. Old friends and training partners (and new) contact us and let us know ya'll be there! We'll bring the ammo.
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If you can't participate, just come hang out.

04/15/2025

Old Nico knew a thing or two about the use of violence and it’s many purposes.
Keeping old guys safe. The end dictates the means when it comes to the threats we face

07/29/2024

07/29/2024

Some more of our recent workings. Getting the gang back together.

When two clowns get up in your old wrinkly face, give both of them some love.
Smash one, then the other, then come back and do it all over again.
Gotta have a little stamina and not get too shook up to throw shots into both of 'em.
Chin-jabs, and chop-socky are the order of the day.
Keep driving in hard and don't let up.

When those two clowns get up in your old wrinkly face, give both of them some love. Smash one, then the other, then come back and do it all over again. Gotta...

07/27/2024

More content for you good folk out there. Keeping old dudes safe. Reclaiming the streets.

A good ol' sack punt never goes awry.

When the punk is dumb enough to give you space:Play jocky-hockey and punt his ball-sack into his throat. Clap his ears and lollipop his eye with your thumb. ...

07/26/2024

Our latest musings

Hob doing the Slice and Dice shadow-cutting. Snap. Crack. Pop. Snap that clown's head back with an O'Neill. Crack his ball-sack with a little jock-socky. Dra...

07/06/2024

Send 25c for a sampler study-at-home lesson or $1.99 for a full 32 page study pack

07/04/2024

Jabby-stabby. Punch-dagger. Great for gnarly old hands. Three in the chest, one in the eye-hole