10/18/2024
WARNING WARNING CYNICAL FRIDAY!!!
That’s right after a long hiatus Cynical Friday is back!
Let’s start with a question. Personal trainers are you all ok out there? I’ve seen this game evolve or devolve over the years. It used to be trainers just had to have a tight shirt, biceps, and some kind of kick ass tribal tattoo. Now the ads I’ve seen look and sound like a sappy Morgan and Morgan commercial, with tags such as “I was contacted by a young man who said I’m a nobody and you probably don’t want to work with me” or one of my favorites the fake interview. Come on bro we see you reading the script as you get “interviewed” by someone off screen. What’s just as equally painful are those that try to emulate these but don’t have the production values and it turns into a 5 minute video of you saying “umm” like a cave man using a system of grunts to convey that you don’t know what you’re talking about. The staged photos of candid shots need to stop. Think about it you stopped set up the camera got the best angle or you asked your bro during a routine chore hey video me raking these leaves but wait I need to take my shirt off. Here’s an idea be real be genuine and be good.
And since it’s been so long just remember if the shoe fits and this upsets you lace that sum bitch up and wear it.