EAD Golf, LLC

04/19/2026

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO LARRY — THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE WALKING HAZARD 🍻

Started his birthday at Waffle House like a true champion…
loading up on fuel for a full day of golf, bad decisions, and crimes against humanity.

Let’s be honest—
golf isn’t his hobby… it’s his mistress.

If Larry disappears, don’t worry—
he didn’t get lost… he just chose 18 holes over responsibilities again.

Man treats tee times like anniversaries
and the rest of life like it can “wait until after the round.”

Now don’t get it twisted—
he’s actually good. Like… annoyingly good.

The kind of good where he hits one pure shot
and suddenly he’s channeling Scottie Scheffler like he’s next in line for a green jacket.

But with that talent comes…
an ego, a mouth, and unfortunately—unforgivable gas.

We’re talking biological warfare.
We’re talking “roll the windows down in January” energy.
We’re talking Febreze tapping out and filing for unemployment.

You can survive his trash talk…
you can survive his swing lectures…
but surviving a cart ride after Waffle House with Larry?

That’s between you and God.

Still…
he’ll outdrive you, outplay you, and remind you about it the entire time—
all while acting like he’s one handshake away from joining Scottie on tour.

And honestly?
Half the time… he backs it up.

So here’s to Larry—
golf addict, trash talk specialist,
and the only man who can clear a fairway without hitting a ball.

Happy Birthday, Larry 🎉
Stay loyal to your mistress, keep striping drives, and maybe—just maybe—crack a window today. ⛳️💨🔥

04/13/2026

🚨 EAD SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨

Today we’re taking a brief pause from questionable swings, lost balls, and Rob emotionally supporting his driver…

to wish a VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the real MVP behind the scenes…

🎉 MISS KITTY 🎉

Josh didn’t just show up like this—this level of chaos, commitment, and questionable decision-making had to come from somewhere 😂

But more importantly…
she’s the one keeping the EAD crew alive and thriving with the BEST treats known to mankind. We’re talking next-level, morale-boosting, “might actually improve your golf game” kind of treats.

Let’s be honest—without Miss Kitty, these boys would be running on gas station snacks and bad decisions alone.

Josh may be behind the wheel most days…
but Miss Kitty is the one fueling the entire operation 💅

We appreciate you, we celebrate you, and we are extremely grateful for everything you do (especially the snacks… mostly the snacks).

Happy Birthday, Miss Kitty!! 🎂💖

— Love,
The EAD Golf Degenerates 🏌️‍♂️

03/21/2026

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03/21/2026

EAD Golf – Cart Shenanigans Part 2 ☘️

Rob out here riding passenger like he just got downgraded from “team leader” to “emotional support leprechaun.” Sitting sideways in the cart, pink shorts glowing like a highlighter, wearing that horned shamrock hat like he’s about to grant wishes—but only if they’re bogeys or worse.

Meanwhile Ben’s in the driver’s seat looking like he didn’t ask for this responsibility but somehow ended up being the most stable adult in the group… which is honestly terrifying. One hand on the wheel, the other hand mentally calculating how Rob ended up dressed like a festive Viking who lost a bet at a St. Patrick’s Day parade.

And let’s talk about that chicken in the back… just casually riding along like it’s seen some things. That bird has witnessed more bad swings than a driving range mat. At this point it’s not even a mascot—it’s a hostage.

Rob’s posture says, “I’m relaxed,” but his outfit screams, “I need attention and possibly supervision.” The man is dressed like a lucky charm and still can’t find the fairway.

Ben, meanwhile, is gripping that cart like:
“If I keep us moving, maybe no one notices we’re +12 through 4.”

Honestly, this whole scene looks like:
• One guy who stole a chicken
• One guy who regrets letting him in the cart
• And a golf course just trying to survive the experience

EAD Golf: Where the outfits are louder than the swings and the cart rides are more dangerous than the drives. 🍀💀

03/21/2026