12/13/2025
Christmas Party turned out alright but why my co-worker get tipsy and thought she could Mack to me. How she gonna take he boot off and her leg looked lIke my head when I had hair? Then gonna lay her head on my shoulder. I was like hold up wait a minute, something ain't right. I was nice and didn't want to hurt her feelings. I know I ain't no catch but damn. I like cheese and ain't no rat, I like cooter but not like that! In the words of my dude Mike (OH NO)!