Kinetic Outpost

10/17/2026

🚨🔥🏆 KINETIC OUTPOST — THE LATEST WAFFLE HAS ARRIVED! 🏆🔥🚨

💥🇺🇸 INTRODUCING THE CNC MARLIN DEFENDER! 🇺🇸💥

🤪 SPECIALIZING IN THE ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS!
This isn't your grandfather's lever-action r***e! 😈🔥

The CNC Marlin Defender, built on the legendary Marlin Model 1895 chambered in .45-70 Government, combines classic lever-action styling with modern tactical upgrades and incredible attention to detail.

💣🔥 FEATURES & HIGHLIGHTS: 🔥💣
🦅 Marlin Model 1895 — .45-70 GOVT
🎨 Custom Floral-Engraved Receiver — Intricate detailing that makes this r***e stand out.
🪵 WOOX Tactical Wood Furniture — Premium wood styling combined with modern tactical functionality.
⚙️ WOOX M-LOK Forend — Beautiful wood construction with integrated accessory mounting slots.
🎯 Full-Length Optics Rail — Modern mounting capability.
💚 Fiber-Optic Front Sight — High-visibility sighting.
💪 Oversized Lever Loop — Classic lever-action character with modern styling.
✨ Stainless-Steel Finish — A striking contrast against the custom engraving and WOOX furniture.

🏆 THIS IS OUR LATEST KINETIC OUTPOST WAFFLE! 🏆
👀 Take a close look at the photos, especially the engraved receiver and that gorgeous WOOX furniture!

💬 WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE DETAIL ON THIS BUILD?

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🇺🇸 KINETIC OUTPOST | LAKE STEVENS, WA
🎖️ Veteran Owned & Operated
🏆 Silencer Shop Elite Dealer
🤪 SPECIALIZING IN THE ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS!
🎯🇺🇸 YOUR SAFETY. YOUR FREEDOM. YOUR SHOP. 🇺🇸🎯
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10/17/2026

🚨🔥🇺🇸 KINETIC OUTPOST — SOMETHING BIG IS COMING! 🇺🇸🔥🚨
💥 YOU DIDN'T THINK WE WERE DONE, DID YOU? 💥
😈 The KO crew has been working behind the scenes, and our NEXT WAFFLE is shaping up to be something a little different.
🤫 WE'RE NOT SPILLING THE DETAILS JUST YET...
But here's what you need to know:
🔥 We're turning things up a notch.
💣 We're bringing the heat.
🤪 And we're staying true to what Kinetic Outpost does best...
SPECIALIZING IN THE ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS!
👀 THINK YOU KNOW WHAT'S COMING?
💬 DROP YOUR GUESSES IN THE COMMENTS!
🚨 OFFICIAL REVEAL COMING SOON! 🚨
🔔 Follow our page and turn on notifications so you don't miss the announcement!
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🇺🇸 KINETIC OUTPOST 🇺🇸
📍 Lake Stevens, WA
🎖️ Veteran Owned & Operated
🏆 Silencer Shop Elite Dealer
🤪 Specializing in the Absolutely Ridiculous!
🎯 YOUR SAFETY. YOUR FREEDOM. YOUR SHOP.
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10/03/2026

Thank you so much to everyone who was able to make it to yesterday's Veterans Social Hour. It is an honor to be be able to serve this community. To all the new faces, we so enjoyed getting meet you. To all the old friends, we are so glad to be able to deepen our connection. We hope you can all make it again at next months Veterans Social Hour

09/30/2026

🚨🔭🔥 VORTEX OPTICS NOW AVAILABLE AT KINETIC OUTPOST! 🔥🔭🚨

You asked—we listened. 🇺🇸👊 Vortex Optics are now available at KO!

Whether you’re setting up for the range 🎯, hunting season 🦌, or just looking to upgrade your glass 👀, come check out what we have available IN STORE.

🔥🔭 AVAILABLE NOW:
VORTEX DIAMONDBACK HD 20-60x80 SPOTTING SCOPE

👀 Come get hands-on with it, check out the glass, and see what you think before taking it home.

📦 MORE VORTEX OPTICS AVAILABLE — COME CHECK THEM OUT!

📍 | LAKE STEVENS, WA
🎖️🇺🇸 VETERAN OWNED & OPERATED
🤪🔥 SPECIALIZING IN THE ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS
🎯🇺🇸 YOUR SAFETY. YOUR FREEDOM. YOUR SHOP. 🇺🇸🎯

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09/27/2026

🚨🚨🏍️💥 KINETIC OUTPOST CLOSURE NOTICE 💥🏍️🚨🚨

🔥🇺🇸 CLOSED FOR OYSTER RUN 2026! 🇺🇸🔥

🏍️💨🤘 The KO CREW is trading the shop floor for TWO WHEELS and heading out for OYSTER RUN 2026! 🏍️🔥😎

🔒🚫 SHOP CLOSED 🚫🔒
🏍️🔥 OYSTER RUN 2026 🔥🏍️
📅⚠️ WE WILL REOPEN: ⚠️📅
➡️➡️ TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 29, 2026 ⬅️⬅️

⏰🔥 NORMAL BUSINESS HOURS RESUME AT 10AM! 🔥⏰
🏍️💨 RIDE SAFE!
🤘😎 KEEP THE SHINY SIDE UP!
🇺🇸🦅 ENJOY THE RIDE!
🔥💥 WE'LL SEE EVERYONE WHEN WE GET BACK! 💥🔥

🎖️🇺🇸 VETERAN OWNED & OPERATED 🇺🇸🎖️
🏆🔇 SILENCER SHOP ELITE DEALER 🔇🏆
🤪💥 SPECIALIZING IN THE ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS 💥🤪
🎯🇺🇸🔥 YOUR SAFETY. YOUR FREEDOM. YOUR SHOP. 🔥🇺🇸🎯

📍 Kinetic Outpost| LAKE STEVENS, WA

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Come kick it at Oyster Run with the SAINTS!!!!

09/26/2026

😂🚬🔇 FOR OUR CIGAR & CIGARETTE SMOKERS… WE FOUND YOUR .22 CANS. 🔇🚬😂

You know we like the normal stuff… but Kinetic Outpost specializes in the ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS, and these definitely qualify. 🤪🔥

Sitting on the shelf are two .22 suppressors from two of the more off-the-wall manufacturers we’ve brought through the shop—and somebody clearly decided a suppressor needed a little more personality. 😂

🚬 Cigarette vibes? We got you.
🥃🚬 More of a cigar guy? Covered.
🔇 Actually want to suppress a .22? Yeah… they do that too. 😎

👀 Curious about them?
Come check them out in person, take a closer look, and most importantly TELL US WHAT YOU THINK.

👇 SHOULD THESE BECOME REGULARS IN OUR LIVE INVENTORY? 👇
👍 YES — KEEP THE WEIRD STUFF COMING
😂 NO — YOU GUYS HAVE GONE TOO FAR

Although, knowing our customers… we're pretty sure we already know the answer. 🤣🔥

🇺🇸 KINETIC OUTPOST
🎖️ Veteran Owned & Operated
🏆 Silencer Shop Elite Dealer
🤪 SPECIALIZING IN THE ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS
🎯 YOUR SAFETY. YOUR FREEDOM. YOUR SHOP.

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09/25/2026

For those that don't know, this speech right here had to be the absolute best that to come out of GWOT era. This speech has made it around the world several times as did this battle. The battle of Marjah under Operation Moshtarak.

We pay homage to our Marine Corps brethren, as we do with all our service brothers and sisters.

09/25/2026

WHO WILL BE CROWNED THE “CHAMPION OF CHAMPIONS”? 💥🏆

The Granite Falls Sportsmen’s Club Annual Winter Bird Series is coming, and Kinetic Outpost is proud to support the series! 🇺🇸🤝🎯

❄️ 6 MONTHLY SHOOTS
📅 OCTOBER THROUGH MARCH
🎯 2ND SATURDAY OF EACH MONTH

Six shoots. Six opportunities to break clays, compete, improve your game, and see who ultimately earns the title:

🏆🔥 CHAMPION OF CHAMPIONS 🔥🏆

Whether you’re an experienced clay shooter or you’re just getting started, ALL SKILL LEVELS ARE WELCOME! 🙌

💥 Break some birds
🤝 Bring your friends
👊 Meet some new ones
🎯 Sharpen your skills
🏆 Compete for the championship
🔥 Most importantly—HAVE A BLAST!

🚨 THE SERIES KICKS OFF SATURDAY, OCTOBER 10TH! 🚨

⏰ Start Time: 10:00 AM
🎯 50 Targets AM — $23.50
🎯 50 Targets PM — $23.50
📏 Handicap Yardage
🍔 Lunch Available for Purchase

🇺🇸 GRANITE FALLS SPORTSMEN’S CLUB × KINETIC OUTPOST 🇺🇸

We’re excited to support our local shooting community and help get more people out breaking clays this winter. ❄️💥🎯

📅 Check out the Granite Falls Sportsmen’s Club calendar for the series schedule and additional information.
https://granitefallsgunclub.com/calendar/month/

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🏆Who will be the "Champion of Champions" for this series???
6 Monthly Shoots; October through March will determine. Come on out the 2nd Saturday of each month and have a blast! Bring your friends and make new ones. All skill levels welcome!💥

https://granitefallsgunclub.com/calendar/month/