Lesker for President

12/22/2025

Politics are for the people who actually care.
I do care, just not about Politics.

My least favorite governor? Prickster is doing a great job with Illinois.

My favorite F word? Freedom.

My campaign promises for 2028? Promises are stupid and always broken at the last minute.

02/04/2025

My least favorite T-Word: "Tariff"

What in Donkey Kong is going on with our country!?

10/24/2022

So I've been thinking a lot about my next run for President.
I've been driving around Wisconsin a lot lately (cause I happen to live here) and these rickety old plywood signs keep popping up in various locations. They're spray painted "So I've been thinking a lot about my next run for President.
I've been driving around Wisconsin a lot lately (cause I happen to live here) and these rickety old plywood signs keep popping up in various locations. They're all spray painted with "Barmanusa.com"
Then while driving through town, I notice an old beat up suburban with the same thing painted on the sides.
Now I had to check this out.

I'd like to personally endorse Charles Barman for Wisconsin Congress- District 1

This is the beauty of our great fu***ng country!
Anybody that wants to, can run for political office.
With the exception of felons. That's usually frowned upon here.

Charles Barman is a no nonsense kinda guy.
He tells you like he sees it and doesn't just say what you want to hear.
Don't let the long beard and farm country roots fool ya. This guy is the real deal.

Let's send him to Washington and start making some changes!

*This political advertisement paid for by Lesker for President* All one of us. 😎

02/28/2020

If I'm elected President, I will lift all current government restrictions on toasters.
Toasters don't kill people.
When was the last time you saw a toaster plug itself in and purposely fall into a bathtub?
That's right. Never!

Toaster control by our Government has gotten out of hand in this last decade.
It's time to give the toasters back to the people!

If I'm elected President... I will guarentee free pickles for everyone!

Thank you for your support. (I'm gonna need it)

11/27/2019

Free ham and eggs for every American!

11/18/2019

It's our political system first and foremost that has destroyed the American way of life and keeps giving more to the greedy and corrupt.
Our cost of living increases on a yearly basis and our wages barely follow those increases.
Corrupt politicians have learned how to keep the supply down and the demand at an all time high.
Those that control the supply, control the money.
It's time for this s**t to stop once and for all!

10/18/2017

Daisy dukes and cheesesteaks for everyone!
Get your votes in!

02/21/2017

What the actual fart is this?!

03/20/2014

Thinkin bi***es be crazy! lol

03/19/2014

crap

03/15/2014