08/26/2026
🚨 SSA HOUSEKEEPING RULES: PLEASE READ!!!!🤭
After making it halfway through the first week of classes, we’ve decided it’s time to share a few VERY important housekeeping rules. ⭐️
🏎️ Our parking lot is NOT a NASCAR qualifying round.
Please slow down and watch for pedestrians and our little athletes! We promise class will still be there if it takes you an extra 30 seconds to park. 😂
⏰ Arrive about 5 minutes early.
Give yourself time to park, get inside, use the bathroom, fix the emergency ponytail, and be READY when class starts!
📧 Check your email like you check your bank account.
Frequently. 😂 Reminders, updates, schedule changes, and important information are sent through email. If you’re wondering, “When did they say that?” Friend…we probably emailed it. 😭
🏃🏽♀️ Please don’t call Little Johnny’s name from outside the garage doors.
The SECOND he sees you, all training may leave his body. He will take off running, forget his shoes, leave his water bottle, and possibly stump his toe. 😂 Please wait until athletes are dismissed!
🚪 Please don’t block the entrance!
We know the post-practice debrief is IMPORTANT 😂 but please keep the doorway clear so athletes and families can safely get in and out.
🚽 Please encourage bathroom trips BEFORE class.
Athlete before class: “I don’t have to go.”
Athlete 4 minutes into warm-ups: “Coach, I have to use the bathroom.”
Every. Single. Time. 😂
🧦 Label those belongings!
If 10 kids have the same Crocs and pink Owala, we cannot perform forensic testing to determine which one belongs to your child. 😭
All jokes aside, these little things help us keep everyone safe, organized, and ready to WORK! 💜⭐️
Thank you for ALMOST surviving Week 1 with us!
Signed,
Your loving SSA Staff who have already said “WALK PLEASE!” approximately 847 times. 🤣
