Kansas City Hash House Harriers

06/10/2026

13 June Parkville Dive Trail
Join us Trail #1945; and just like back then this trail is The Bomb! Chance of shiggy 50%.
There are no hills. Okay; ONE hill.
Fine; there are hills! You might get your feet wet.
You might want tall sox. (There is a turkey trail).
You might want a beer when you’re done.

Meetup: 2:00 p.m.
Pack Away: 2:30ish
Hash Cash: $5
Location: Eddie’s Tavern - 10919 MO-45, Parkville, MO 64152. Turn into the strip mall at the top of the hill west of Parkville, between the town and I-435.

06/04/2026

6 June 2026 Bubbly Day Trail
Wear a Derby Hat and enjoy a bubbly trail!
Meetup: 2 p.m.
Pack Away: 2:30
Hash Cash: $5
Location (also prelube and on-after): Helen's J.A.D. - 2002 Armour Rd, North Kansas City, MO 64116
Theme: National Bubbly Day (also Belmont Stakes), so let's pop a cork!
Hare: Sampler

05/08/2026

9 May 2026 Dunkirk Trail
Meetup: 2:00
Pack Away: 2:30
Hash Cash: $5
Hare: Blowie Time
Location: Hidden Valley Park Trail (the playground off of Russell Road ) - https://maps.app.goo.gl/PNjyDhieimTAWCbS7

4029 Bellaire Ave, Kansas City, MO 64117

Lotso shiggy and probably some poison ivy - TURD friendly

May 1940 - the British Army is trapped on the beaches of Dunkirk (its in Western Gaul). They have only a few days to escape before they are overrun by the advancing German Armies. Can YOU successfully sn**ch the British Army from the jaws of certain death? Come find out.

★★★★☆ · City park

05/01/2026

2 May 2026 Whichy Way Did He Go? Trail
Location: Sully's Pub
Address: 5436 Johnson Drive, Mission, KS, 66205
Google Maps link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/J6BzKq65e39gTQdg8
Prelube: 1:ish p.m. - 2:04 p.m.
Meetup: 2:04 p.m.
Pack Away: Some time after that
Hash Cash: $5
Hare: Whistles While He Jerks

★★★★☆ · Bar

04/24/2026

25 April 2026 PMS Trail
Meetup: Stockyards Brewing Co at 10310 Mastin St, Overland Park, KS 66212
Pack Away: 2:30
Hash Cash: $5
Hare: PMS
Location: Stockyards Brewing Co at 10310 Mastin St, Overland Park, KS 66212

04/18/2026

May 29-31 KCH3 Campout - Murder Camp 2026

Register HERE: https://hashrego.com/events/kch3-murder-camp-2026

Please pay separately to Chihuahua via PayPal using the Friends and Family option kch3chihuahua@gmail
Do Not Bring: Pets, anyone under the age of 21 or fireworks.
More Murder, More Mayhem - KCH3’s A**l MURDER Campout!! We are heading back to Crowder Lake for 3 days and 2 nights of extra sh*tty Beer, spiked-seltzer and/or cider, food, snacks, trails, swimming, fire jumping, lawn games, shenanigans, and more.
The private group camp area we reserved has 6 cabins with 9 bunk beds and a counselor's room in each (bring your own bedding) or you can pitch a tent. Each cabin a bathroom with 2 showers and 2 toilets. Claim cabins when you arrive.
There is also a Rec Hall, Dining Hall, Fire Pit, and Trail to Crowder Lake as well as an Infirmary, Amphitheater, Baseball field, and Basketball area.
Friday we are having a Horror Movie themed Cabin Crawl. We will be looking for volunteers to host shot stops. So reach out to one of the organizers if you’d like to show off your signature cocktail.
We may also continue the tradition of Olympdicks Games. Get your favorite hashers together for these events that will challenge your mind, body, and liver. Followed by a camp wide water fight
Price:
$69 until May 1, 2026
$79 from May 1 - May 16
$89 from May 16 - May 28
$100 for paying at the door
• There is a Saturday only (no camping) option for $35

Crowder State Park 76 Hwy 128, Trenton, MO 64683 - Private Group Camp Area. You must make payment (but not on this HashRego site) within 48 hours to be registered. Pay$ via PayPal to [email protected] using the friends and family option. Please include hash name in the comments so we can match...

04/10/2026

10 April 2026 Pub Crawl Pre-Lube to Red Dress
It's Red Dress Weekend!! Whether you Rego'd for Red Dress or not, EVERYONE is welcome to the Pub Crawl!

Meetup 6 p.m. at Chicago's 534 Central Ave, Kansas City, KS 66101.
Recommended parking is across from Strawberry Hill Brewing.
We will spend 30 minutes at each of four bars - walking between them.
Pay for your own drinks as you go.

9 p.m. or later - meet at Funkytown 8300 Blue Pkwy, Kansas City, MO 64133. Sir Dip has reserved us a table on the raised deck between the gals and guys restrooms, under his name, Kedzuf. There is a strict dress code and a CASH ONLY cover https://funkytownkc.com/dress-code

Save some energy for the 1 p.m. meetup on Saturday at Strawberry Hill Brewing - 601 Central Ave, Kansas City, KS 66101 for a Hash Rummage and Bake Sale before Circle at 2 p.m. The Saturday event is SOLD OUT.

04/01/2026

4 April S***k Sampler Trail
Meetup: 2 p.m.
Pack Away: 2:30 p.m.
Hash Cash: $5
Hare: Sampler
Location: Meet at the park at the corner of 9th and Washington
Prelube at The Peanut, The Quaf, or The Dub (I'm taking votes)
On-After at Los Corrals 408 W 9th St, Kansas City, MO 64105
Expect SHOTS, Cocktails, Snacks, and S***kings