Kansas City Hash House Harriers

08/20/2026

22 August 2026 Wandering Through Waldo Trail
Meetup: 2 p.m.
Pack Away: 2:30 p.m.
Hash Cash: $5
Hare: PMS
Location: Lew’s Grill and Bar 7539 Wornall, KCMO

08/11/2026

15 August 2026 Run for the Roses Buffalo Stampede - Trail in Leavenworth
Meetup 2 p.m.
Pack Away 2:30 p.m.
Hash Cash $5
Location: 319 S Esplanade St, Leavenworth, KS 66048
Children of the P**n returns to Haring.
Just a trip around Downtown Leavenworth.
A chance to ride a horse.
Run with a herd of buffalo.
Experience some time behind bars.

07/31/2026

1 August - Ditcher's Annual B**R MILE!
It’s that time of year again. What time is it you may ask? If you guessed Team Drink you’d be right. If you guessed doing 4 Team Drinks you’d be right as well. If you guessed B**r Mile. BINGO!

Meetup: 1:30 p.m. for Pre-Lube and Stretching
Start of Heats: 2 p.m.
Hash Cash: $5 and/or bring your own 4 B**rs to do the b**r mile (or mimosas or wh**ky, vodka, l***r, c***r, or ...)
Location: Northeast side of Kritser Park 11707 E 75th Raytown, MO 64133
On-after: Hot Dogs at the House

07/25/2026

25 July 2026 Tumbling Dice Trail
We havent had a tumbling dice trail in a while, some cm out ready to hare with a friend on a wild adventure through the Crossroads District!
Meet up: 1400 or 2pm for the nerds at Rochester Brewing and Coffee, 2129 Washington St, Kansas City, MO 64108
Circle and hare-razing:1420/2:20pm
Pack away: 1430/2:30pm
Hash cash: I cant remember how this works with a tumbling dice, ask Chihuahua if you need to pay. *Chihuahua says to bring a $1 to donate to the b**r/water fund. Quarters, silver or gold dollars are okay. No pennies. If you ain't got none, that's okay too.
Turd friendly: probably too hot
shiggy: no idea
b***s: yes please

07/17/2026

18 July 2026 World Cup Commemorative 23-Hour Pub Crawl
We will meet at 6:30 a.m. at Snooze A.M. Eatery on Broadway in Westport.
Park somewhere your car will be okay for the duration.
Come and go as you please - it is pay as you go - no Hash Cash, no provided beverages. Please hydrate and do not drink and drive.
Joining anytime from 6 a.m. to 6 p.m. gets you credit for one trail. Joining from 6 p.m. to 5 a.m. gets you credit for another trail. Commemorative water bottle swag will be available for purchase.
Some places may have cover charges, etc., so we will pivot as needed. The bars included are the ones given special permission to stay open until 5 a.m. for the World Cup.
The schedule is subject to change, and updates will come REGULARLY on this Google Sheet:

06/26/2026

4 July American's Birthday Trail
Meetup: ***EARLY TRAIL TIME*** 11 a.m.
Pack Away: 11:30
Hash Cash: $5
Location: Private Home: 7525 E 74th St, Kansas City, MO 64133
Hare: Cum Sail A Gay
Celebrate America's Birthday as we drink and run around SKC.
On-After: DOC and Cum Sail A Gay will provide a quick lunch after trail with hotdogs and all the fixings as well as some yard games and cool mixed drink to cool us down after trail.
On-After-After: Let's get funky together at Funky Town at 10 p.m.

06/26/2026

27 June 2026 Spawns of June Trail
Meetup: 1:30p (or earlier if you’re thirsty)
Pack Away: 2pm
Hash Cash: $5 (+ additional $ for Bar Stop)
Starting Location: Boulevard B**r Hall
2534 Madison Ave, Kansas City, MO 64108
Hares: Odor Eater and I Is EZ
There’s like a LOT of wanks birthed during the month of June who are all worthy of celebrating…THUS THE UMPTEENTH OF THE SPAWNS OF JUNE!
Expect four miles of easy urban shiggy*, with plenty of stops to hydrate with a: SHOT STOP/BAR STOP/B**R STOP. Expect to jaunt a mile, stop – repeat until circle.
*Easy urban shiggy – (sidewalks, STREETCAR TROLLEYING, and grassy knolls)
On-After: Debauchery continues at Boulevard B**r Hall – there’s some light noshing options on site as well.

06/10/2026

13 June Parkville Dive Trail
Join us Trail #1945; and just like back then this trail is The Bomb! Chance of shiggy 50%.
There are no hills. Okay; ONE hill.
Fine; there are hills! You might get your feet wet.
You might want tall sox. (There is a turkey trail).
You might want a b**r when you’re done.

Meetup: 2:00 p.m.
Pack Away: 2:30ish
Hash Cash: $5
Location: Eddie’s Tavern - 10919 MO-45, Parkville, MO 64152. Turn into the strip mall at the top of the hill west of Parkville, between the town and I-435.

06/04/2026

6 June 2026 Bubbly Day Trail
Wear a Derby Hat and enjoy a bubbly trail!
Meetup: 2 p.m.
Pack Away: 2:30
Hash Cash: $5
Location (also prelube and on-after): Helen's J.A.D. - 2002 Armour Rd, North Kansas City, MO 64116
Theme: National Bubbly Day (also Belmont Stakes), so let's pop a cork!
Hare: Sampler

05/08/2026

9 May 2026 Dunkirk Trail
Meetup: 2:00
Pack Away: 2:30
Hash Cash: $5
Hare: Blowie Time
Location: Hidden Valley Park Trail (the playground off of Russell Road ) - https://maps.app.goo.gl/PNjyDhieimTAWCbS7

4029 Bellaire Ave, Kansas City, MO 64117

Lotso shiggy and probably some poison ivy - TURD friendly

May 1940 - the British Army is trapped on the beaches of Dunkirk (its in Western Gaul). They have only a few days to escape before they are overrun by the advancing German Armies. Can YOU successfully sn**ch the British Army from the jaws of certain death? Come find out.

★★★★☆ · City park