05/30/2023
Re-posting here for the RTtF crew
The Wisdom of the Universe
Thumbs in her ears with hands spread out like antlers, shaking hips side to side while facing her pursuer,
“Na-na, Na-na……” Can you finish the “sentence”?
Now here is the real question: you are a grown-ass adult. Why in the F**K do you know the end of that sentence is “Boo, Boo”. Na-na, Na-na, Boo-boo. This was the refrain I heard echoing from the Ka’elepulu park (otherwise known as Triangle Park in Kailua), just down the street coming back from the daily running of the dogs (there are two now…that’s another post) down to, along and back from the beach. It was of course a 5 or 6 six year-old taunting another 5 or 6 year old and I did exactly what you just did, finished the sentence while the comic book dialogue bubbles were still hanging in the air.
Somehow, this is what gets passed along to our youth. It is not as if ANY parent has EVER actually said that to their own children or advocated for them learning it. But I am in my 50’s and I remember it from my childhood and then it somehow metastasizing into my kids vernacular (who are now all in their 20’s). Of all the things that we as a society deem worthy of passing from generation to generation: its not
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you or
It is amazing how much you can accomplish when you don’t care who gets the credit or even
Early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise (PERSON…I know, but that’s the old saying)
Nope, Na-na, Na-na, Boo-boo. That’s what makes it.
I had been pondering as I ran my dogs along Kailua beach that when aliens finally make contact with us they will naturally ask to meet with the dogs, because CLEARLY those are the creatures that are in charge. They force the creatures who walk upright to accompany them around all over, the dogs are clearly so untouchable by the law that they just p**s on anything they feel like and the poor upright creatures are in such a sorry state of servitude that they are forced to pick up and carry around f***s as a badge of shame. Yes, clearly the dogs are in charge.
When the aliens meet with the Dog-Kings, they will start with “We’ve been watching you from afar for centuries and your civilization is finally advanced enough that we deemed it safe to make contact. We are now ready to pass along to you the words that will unlock all the secrets of the universe and answer all the mysteries that have eluded you for the ages”
“Come closer, because we only dare whisper such powerful words…..
Na-na…….Na-na…..Boo-boo.
Well s**t.