08/27/2026
 I put a polyester resin gloss on the bottom of this epoxy board (thanks Jimmy!) I also threw down a wee bit of anti-shark graphics, inspired by the notorious blue-ring octopus (tetrodotoxin baby!) and certain stingrays. The graphics have all the charm of a jailhouse tattoo… lol. Update: I came up with two other anti-shark boards. They both have eyeballs since I understand that tiger sharks like to make eye contact with their prey before they attack. The most important thing over here in NorCal with Great Whites is to prevent your board from looking like a baby elephant seal a.k.a. a blubber nugget.