07/21/2025
π Shank Shack Casualties Report π
It is with great sadness (and a bit of pride) that we report three confirmed losses from todayβs session at the Shank Shack:
πͺ 1 cracked crown
πͺ 1 completely decapitated shaft
πͺ 1 wounded grip, lost in battle but held on valiantly
Swing speed: high. Survivability: low.
Weβll rebuildβ¦ but these scars will live forever. π³οΈβ³οΈ