Ithaca Hash House Harriers

12/21/2025

One never knows what you might find yourself in when you’re out on trail with the Ithaca Hash House Harriers. https://ithacah3.org/ 🤣🧑‍🎄

07/03/2025

Hey cowfolx, it's that time of year again. It's time for Ithaca to go west all the way to Corning(ish) for a rootin' tootin' good time up on the holler.

Who: Reverse Penguin + Miss D'Erection + maybe a secret mystery hare if I can rustle up some additional support.

When: (Saturday) 7/5/2025 12:69 HST

Where: 3390 Beeman Hollow Rd, Addison, NY 14801

Pindrop: https://maps.app.goo.gl/JdunGYs9xusQJ6Sh6

Hash Cash: $5 (Virgins Free)

Theme: Western wear or Silly hats or both.

Virgins and pets welcome, but no pets in the house. There will be other dogs there.

On-After will be at our place. I'll have some pulled pork and some vegan options. Some summer salads. Bring a dish to pass and BYOB for the after.

Building

07/22/2024

***Extra Special Off-Week Saturday Trail Announcement***

Yippee ki yay buckaroos, buckaraas, buckareys. Take a little trip west on that pony express and behold the lengths Penguin and Miss D. are willing to travel to hang out with a bunch of wankers in the woods(it’s out past Corning way). You’ll be doing their trip in reverse…get it? It’s An American Trail: Ithaca Goes West Volume 4. There’s a cool patch if you don’t have it already.

It’s also Penguin’s 40th birthday trail. There’s no patch for that. Anyway, you can expect a very shiggy partially-to-mostly wooded trail. It will be LIVE. There will be a party situation for the on-after. Bring a dish if you want but no pressure to, I’ll be making a bunch of food. You should BYOB a little bit for the after though. Also, bring a tent to crash. There is plenty of space for those. There is also floor space so air mattresses work too. The guest rooms have been claimed. Also, sorry the hot tub is broken and I don’t want to spend the money to fix it but there is a pond if you want to risk beaver fever.

Hares: Reverse Penguin & B.V.D. Did I mention it was live?

What: Trail 1063: An American Trail: Ithaca Goes West Volume 4/Penguin’s 40th Birthday combo jam.

When: 7/27/24 12:69 HST

Where: https://maps.app.goo.gl/ouxJ14rhmjThYCqs7 (3390 Beeman Hollow Rd, Addison NY, 14801) If coming from Ithaca, when given the option, take I99 after you pass by Corning or you’ll be taking a small detour.

Cost: $5 (Virgins Free)

Theme: Old West

Dogs and virgins welcome but no dogs in the house.

04/25/2024

Sunday 4/28/24 trail will begin at 2:69pm starting at Washington Park in the heart of Ithaca, note it is on W Buffalo St. $7 Hash cash (note slightly higher price) Virgins free. This will not be a trail where dogs can cum. All the FRB's will be doing some racist activities that day. What to expect? A short ass trail that is flat and fun. 75 degrees expected and maybe some thunder storms. There will be beer, there will be a pub (bring ID;s).

01/30/2024

It's a trail, it's a hash, It's a Sparkle Dress run! Cum join your Hare, Cumboy Wonder on Sunday February 4th 2024 for a fantastic journey through the streets of Ithaca. Beginning at 12:69pm at 412 Utica St. we will show off our full glam with sparkly dresses-and rainbow socks (cum see me).

What to bring: A sparkle dress-or equivalent.
$10 Hash Cash (note price difference)
A glam attitude
A Valid ID
Virgins (who are free)

What not to bring: Dogs-sorry

What to expect: Some trail, some shot stop somewhere, 2 BN's in warm welcoming pubs. Very short circles in very cold weather-hopefully-hint hint Brent Charles!

11/22/2023

IH3 Trail #1040

RU feelin’ hoity-toity? Are your fancy pants feelin’ schmancy? Then join two of IH3’s own wine wenches, The Great Gashby and Kickstand, and quaff wines from local vines on their epic FLX Wine Tasting Trail. They’ll share their knowledge and love of the boozy grapes of our area. If you’re in the mood to raise a glass read the deets below. Note: *Gashby objects to the use of hoity-toity, fancy, and schmancy. Wine is for all! Cheers!

Hares: Gashby & Kicky (w/ a little help from BVD & Flowbie too)

Hash cash: $10 (Virgins: $5) *See payment options below.

Doggie friends: Sadly, no.

When: Sun., Nov. 26, 2023 at 12:69pm HST (yes, that would be 1:00pm EST)

Where: East Hill Plaza area in Ithaca, NY *Behind the Walgreens at 330 Pine Tree Rd, Ithaca, NY 14850

Pin Drop:

https://maps.app.goo.gl/mcNx28GGK7KqYvAM6?g_st=ic

Payment options: 1. Bring cash to trail!

But if you insist on e-payments, make sure you are using the friends/family option, and… 2. Venmo BVD & put your hash name in the comments: -lyman-16 [last 4 of my cell # 9758]; OR 3. Paypal BVD: ([email protected])

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11/10/2023

NOTICE: The webmaster is an idiot and thought the on-after was the start location. If you are seeing this the start location is now posted: https://maps.apple.com/?ll=42.327850,-76.497251&q=My%20Location&t=h
or
471-161 Bald Hill Rd, Spencer, NY 14883

Hey, there's a trail on Sunday. Please Join Us!

Friends- (too soon?)-Giving Trail– Sunday, Nov 12 at 12:69 HST
Your hares, J**z Whizz, Forced Wood, DeBasement and ET Bone Home will lead you through a friendly jaunt through shiggy, hills and mazes (ok maybe not). Bring your friends/virgins and wear your best IH3 gear!
Remember it’s hunting season: wear bright colors!
Hash Cash is a bargain price of $5
Start location will be on Bald Hill in West Danby
Pin Drop: https://maps.apple.com/?ll=42.327850,-76.497251&q=My%20Location&t=h

On after- Come back to J**zy and Woody’s abode for some food and drinks. There will be turkey, potatoes, stuffing, rolls etc!
https://maps.app.goo.gl/XQueQ5Db7u3Kk77y9?g_st=ic

358–390 Bald Hill Rd

11/05/2023

I forgot to post this. It’s never too late to make Sunday plans with this off week trail:

Trumansburg: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Ithaca Hash House Harriers. Their continuing mission: to explore strange new trails; to seek out new beer and new civilizations; to boldly go to the bathroom where no one has gone before!

Trim your tribbles, polish your captian's logs, and join your hares Miss D'rection and Crawdaddy Cooter as we travel lightyears from Ithaca to the remote alien outpost of Trumansburg on this off week trail. We may even encounter some intelligent life this time! Or at the very least, learn to communicate with the unidentified lifeforms living on Floss' bathroom floor.

Stardate: Sunday, November 5th at 1:69pm (2:09 pm)
Location: Trumansburg Farmer's Market (69 W Main Street)
Cost: $5 (something something evolved past the need for money)
Dogs: Leashed
Virgins: Same

10/25/2023

***Trail Alert ***
Doing this as a post because FB is acting funny about event creation right now.
IH3 Halloweenie Hash 2023
Sat., Oct. 28th 6:00 pm
Join your hares BVD and Flowbie for Halloweenie 2023!
Pre-lube/chalk talk start location: Personal Best Brewing, 321 W. State St., Ithaca, NY - PIN DROP:
https://maps.app.goo.gl/wzEVLanb3nAHPyfU9?g_st=ic
HASH CASH: $20 and a costume will get you full of beer (or wine), shots, and good times.
*Are you an IH3 hasher and you’re not drinking and/or think HC is too pricey - Just contact a hare. We’ll take care of you.
**Are you really and truly a designated driver? Then you’re free, of course.
***Only $5 off for new people.
****Bring your ID and extra $$$ for the pre-lube at Personal Best AND the on after at Liquid State Brewing Company on E. Green St.
*****How do I pay to party? 1. Venmo BVD as a friend/family ONLY and just put your hash name in the comments -lyman-16 [last 4 of my cell # 9758]; 2. Paypal BVD at ([email protected]) & as friend/family ONLY and just put your hash name in the comments; OR 3. CASH the night of the event.
NOTES: Too cool for a costume? Don’t worry. We’ll judge you, and probably slap a sign on you for being so lame.
MORE NOTES: You: What if I’m running late? Where is everyone? Hares: Text BVD at 607-597-9758 or Flowbie at 607-280-4552.
MORER NOTES: Newcomers welcome, but only get a $5 discount for this special event trail. Sadly, it’ll be a concrete jungle, so no puppers on trail.
PARKING: Personal Best and Liquid State where we will start and end trail are less than 0.2 mi. from each other. That gives you options… Park near the end and hike a couple blocks to the start, park near the start and stagger back a couple blocks at the end of the night, or park mid-way.
CAUTION: Partying is encouraged. Driving drunk anywhere after is not. Plan for a safe ride OR crash space ahead of the event. You: That crazy hash got me lit! What do I do? BVD: Tell a hare! We will help get you squared away.

01/18/2023

Every other Sunday afternoon, a bunch of drinkers with a running problem meet at a random place in/around Ithaca to grab a beer and run* a 3 to 5 mile course that’s been chosen by one of the members. The course is a mystery, complete with false leads, clues, and beer stops along the way. “Running” a few miles has never been so fun!

Who can be a hasher?

Anyone 21 and over, with a good (somewhat adolescent) sense of humor and a love of adventure! You’ll meet hashers from all over the world who run more/less than you, drink more/less than you, and act more/less crazy than you!

If that sounds like fun, check out the Hareline page on our website for upcoming hashes and give it a try!

* - run in this case means running, hiking, walking, sauntering, ambling,...however you want to get from A to B

#1012: February 5Hare: CB Wonder & SpikeWhere: Mundy Wildflower Garden, Cornell Plantations (note new start location)When: 1:00 pmCost: $5Details: see details