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11/24/2025

🎉❤️🖤 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PARK & WRECK! ❤️🖤🎉

From day one, you’ve been the heartbeat of The Sheilas — An OG Sheila and our 2026 Co-Captain! Watching you come back from injury stronger than ever has been truly inspiring. Your versatility on the track, your grit, and the way you lift up everyone around you… it’s pure Sheila magic.

Here’s to another year of strength, chaos, and wrecking it in all the best ways. We love you, Park!

🌙✨ Farewell & Blessings to Geminihilation ✨🌙With a heart full of pride and a touch of bittersweet magic, we celebrate ou...
11/17/2025

🌙✨ Farewell & Blessings to Geminihilation ✨🌙

With a heart full of pride and a touch of bittersweet magic, we celebrate our beloved skater Geminihilation as she steps away from roller derby to pursue her next big adventure.

From the very first whistle, she brought radiant energy—always smiling, always lifting spirits, always casting that quiet spell of positivity that made the track feel a little brighter. Her presence was its own kind of enchantment.

The Sheilas will miss her fiercely, but we send her off filled with gratitude and love. May her path ahead be powerful, bold, and guided by all the good energy she’s shared with us over the years.

Once a Sheila, always a Sheila. ❤️🖤
Blessed be, Gemini. ✨🛼🌙

09/25/2025

🔪🎂 Happy Birthday to Coach Race’n Voorhees! 🎂🔪

YES CHEF! 🫡

From slicing up the track as a long-time skater to stalking the bench as the Sheilas’ new head coach in the 2025 season, Race’n has always been a force to reckon with. This is his first season guiding the Sheilas, and we’re beyond thrilled to have him leading us.

Here’s to a year of sharp strategies, killer practices, and no campers left standing.🖤

08/12/2025

🖤🔮 Happy Belated Birthday to our favorite spell-slinging line coach, Hex the Patriarchy! 🔮🖤

Thanks for keeping our walls tight, our lines clean, and our confidence sky-high (even when chaos hits). Your magic keeps the Sheilas fierce and fearsome; you're part sorcery and 100% Sheila spirit!

Blessed be, Hex 🕯️💀

07/16/2025

The Sheilas' own wrecking ball on wheels is leveling up today!

From explosive hits to unstoppable hustle, Mayhem brings the chaos we love to unleash on the track. 💀🛼 Whether she’s tearing up the pivot line or locking down a wall, she always brings the mayhem.

Drop a 🖤 in the comments and help us scream happy birthday to the baddest brawler in the game!

06/23/2025

🎉💥 Happy Birthday to The Sheilas' own Geminihilation — master of blocking, jamming, and full-time wrecking ball! 💥🎉

Whether you're holding the line or sneaking through it, you always bring the chaos in the best way. Hope your day is filled with hits, happiness, and maybe slightly fewer bruises. 😉

As above, so below — today we celebrate you! 🖤💫

06/22/2025

🎉💥 Happy Birthday to the one, the only — Skatespeare! 💥🎉
She came to block, not to jest — and no jammer leaves the track unshaken when she’s on duty. 💪🛼

Whether she's dropping sonnets or shoulders, Skatespeare brings poetry to the pain — and The Sheilas wouldn’t be the same without her fierce hits, sharp wit, and unstoppable hustle.

Raise your helmets and throw some elbows in her honor — it’s Skatespeare’s day, and the track is hers. 💋💀

06/19/2025

🎉💥 Happy Birthday to the one and only Dizzy Aster — triple threat, track terror, and unstoppable force on The Sheilas! 💪🛼

Whether you're juking through the pack, dropping jaws with killer blocks, or racking up points like a beast, you do it all with grit, grace, and a glare that could melt steel. 🔥 Your fire fuels the team, and your hits echo like thunder.

Here’s to another year of chaos on eight wheels, bruises worn like badges, and victories screamed at the top of your lungs. Keep making ‘em dizzy, Dizzy. 💥👑

05/20/2025

Happy Birthday to the Sheilas' Captain, Zombina!🧟‍♀️ From crushing it as a blocker to dominating as a jammer this season, you’ve led the Sheilas with grit, chaos, and intensity. And let’s not forget — your bout day makeup skills? Scary good.

Here’s to more hits, haunts, and high-glam. Stay scary!🦇🖤🛼

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