08/13/2026
Here is just part of a post from Jack’s renters from New Zealand. Oh what an adventure they had! 
After everything America has thrown at us — 45°C heat, storms, Sturgis, buffalo steaks, redneck hot tubs, 90 mph highways and one fu***ng semi tyre exploding in our faces — Day 10 decided to give us something completely unexpected…
A NORMAL FU***NG RIDE. 😂
🏍️ DAY 10 — SPANISH FORK → ST GEORGE → VEGAS
We left Spanish Fork and pointed the Harleys south for the final run.
Only about four hours on the bikes, so naturally we treated this short, relaxing final ride exactly as two mature, responsible adults should…
WE FU***NG HAMMERED IT. 😂🏍️💨
No exploding truck tyres.
No Matrix impersonations.
No thunderstorms.
Nothing flying at our heads.
Just open road, two Harleys and a couple of idiots chewing through the miles thinking:
“F**k… we're actually nearly done.”
Eventually we rolled into St George and met up with Jack to return the motorcycles.
And this is where things got unexpectedly emotional. 😂
Somewhere along the thousands of miles, ridiculous temperatures, endless highways, mountains, rain, dust and Sturgis madness, I'd named my Harley…
BEULAH. ❤️🏍️
Big girl had become part motorcycle, part Lazy Boy, part luggage truck and part mobile ball-cooking device. 😂🔥
But f**k me, she never let me down.
She carried my ass across America, got me to Sturgis and back, survived everything we threw at her and somehow tolerated me treating 90 mph like it was a fu***ng speed suggestion. 😂
Handing the keys back actually sucked.
I gave her one last look like some bloke saying goodbye to his girlfriend at the airport…
“Look after yourself, Beulah. It's not you… it's the rental agreement.” 😭😂🏍️
🤘 AND THIS PART MATTERS — THANK YOU JACK!
A massive fu***ng THANK YOU to Jack at Jack's Custom Motorcycle Rentals in St George, Utah.
Jack didn't just hand us two Harleys and say “good luck, dickheads.” 😂
Those bikes became the backbone of this entire adventure.
Thousands of miles.
Utah.
Wyoming.
South Dakota.
The Black Hills.
Sturgis.
Brutal heat.
Summer storms.
Endless highways.
And one absolutely fu***ng terrifying exploding semi tyre.
The bikes took everything we threw at them and just kept rolling.
Jack's bikes are personally owned and maintained, and his rental business is based in St George with pickup at Zion Harley-Davidson.
So if you're ever heading to Southern Utah or coming up from Vegas and want to experience this incredible part of America properly…
GO SEE JACK.
📞 Jack: +1 435-773-2275
🌎 "Jack's Custom Motorcycle Rentals" (https://reference-url-citation.invalid/1)
📍 St George, Utah
🏍️ Harley-Davidson rentals
Thanks brother. 🍻
You helped two idiots from the other side of the planet pull off something we'll be talking about when we're old, grey and still exaggerating how close that fu***ng truck tyre actually was. 😂🤘
