09/01/2020
Words of Wisdom from our Coach: After the Summer Championship, $$ is such a philosopher! “Oh, now he's a philosophizer.”🤣😉😂
Crocs?: from double play goat to bases clearing triple in the bottom of the 7th. Ice water in his veins. Imagine how good he’d be if he played in those white crocs.
Floatie: I think he went 20 for 20. Now that’s keeping your head above water.
Big Deal: Broke his finger and knee cap (kinda) yet still made a huge tag at 3rd and was lethal at the plate. He’s kind of a big deal.
Sling: Played so f’ing hard he pulled his groin…then still got a clutch hit. Actually several of them all night. Who is this guy? Mmmmhmmm.
Broadway: No errors in the field and was on base more than a ho**er on a guy killing it at the craps table in Vegas.
Crash: Mr., “maybe you should put me back in the lineup because I can’t hit worth a s**t.” Then proceeds to put a hole in the fence in left and gets the championship winning hit with bases loaded. You’re benched mister!
Sponge: Freaking Cy Young candidate. 4 total runs against the screwyballs? Are you kidding me? And a ball off the top of the fence for good measure. Nice single!
Wiz: Han Solo shot…better than an out! How the hell do you do that ½ swing and the ball just keeps going? Still on the roids? I want some.
Juice Box: Pretty sure he scored half (19.5) of our 39 runs. He’s even faster than me. My favorite is when they complained about Crocs pinch running and wanted Juice instead. Those guys were sharp! No offense Crocs☺
Alamo: MVM, most valuable mouth. You talk more s**t than an elephant with irritable bowel syndrome. Then you backed it up with a 2 run shot just for good measure. And who makes that backwards catch on a pop up? Now if you could just throw the f’ing ball all the way back to the pitcher.
Sw***er: Or as the team picture says, “Bartender guy” LMAO. Where’d this dude come from? Made clutch catches and clutch hits when we needed both!! Shots for everyone.
Money: Turned an inside the park home run into a triple!! Damn it sucks getting old.
Enjoy the win boys.
