08/11/2026
You thought it was a myth! You thought it wasn’t real!…BUT HERE YOU GO YOU FILTHY HEATHENS!!
THE SIGN HAS FINALLY ARRIVED!!!
I want to thank everyone who helped make this happen for us!!…chief and Mary Yoder for their construction and electrician know how!!…no telling how I would have electrocuted myself or blown up the building without you showing us what to do!!…my dad Wayne melberg for all the painting he helped with as well as getting the sign set up!!…I was well on my way to screwing that up and he saved the day. Sam melberg for learning how to mud a wall because some how I tried and made a speed bump on the ceiling so she took over and said “just go outside and look at the clouds, I’ll handle this!” Speaking of mud, thank you to Eric miller for helping with some of the construction. He did great work. If you’re looking for an affordable contractor look for Eric. My brother Aric melberg, for helping get all that equipment in the building as well as every one else who was there. That was an insane day. My beautiful girls trinity and chloe for helping paint and set stuff up with me and Sam especially when we were dragging ass!!…my wonderful daughter in law Megan melberg who has a degree in gaming graphics design who helped with logos and software issues. I know if my boy was here he would have busted ass along side all of us then for s**ts decided to squat 500lbs. lol. The SQUATCH for feeding this fat man and his family when we needed grub…EXCEPT ON MONDAYS…UNACCEPTABLE!!!…Paul doll and CENEX for lending us forklifts and supplying me with endless amounts of red-bull. Sam’s brother, Kenny Yoder who helped us put up the sign and can’t wait to throw weight around in the best gym in HAZEN. THATS RIGHT I SAID IT!!!…I want to thank my self for not knowing how to do jack s**t, but can hand people hammers and nails like a CHAMP!!!…BILL ZINNG…for lending us a pallet jack and helping us load and unload equipment!!…I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR NEW HOUSE!!…YOU DESERVE IT MY FRIEND!!..I would say my wife for having all the patience in the world…BUT.. we ALL know that would be a lie…there were many and will be many more times that both if us looked at each other….passion in our eyes….four letter words in our hearts…and took each other’s hands…so we didn’t choke each other…and thought the words “ MURDER, MURDER,MURDER!!”…..and I know I’m probably forgetting someone but who I CANT for get is Jessica from the Beulah beacon. She and her crew did an amazing job on the sign and should be proud of themselves. And I know I can speak for Sam when I say thank you to our members!!…old and new!! You all have been patient and amazing through out everything!!!…ACCEPT THE PERSON WHO WRECKED MY 20yr OLD MEDICINE BALL!!…I WILL FIND YOU!!anyway…you all have been great and treated us with respect and patience. We have more great things coming for you guys!!…THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!
