10/05/2021
Loyal fans: By now you might have noticed my long awaited return to the sporting landscape after a dogs**t WADA investigation cost me 3 years of my prime (those jiggers were strictly medicinal). Alas, on a more important note, the performance at Stamford Bridge last weekend was simply sublime and reminded everyone that I'm just built different and this squad is a force to be reckoned with. It might have been raining in London but as you can see its always sunny skies in my head (again, strictly medicinal). I've sat back and listened to these gurnicks rave about City, Liverpool, and United for too long. Enough is enough - David McNulty sports pundit is very much back and premier league darlings Brentford are about take a dirty pounding from myself and Romelu this Saturday, put the mortgage on it boys