CoMo Roller Derby

CoMo Roller Derby Visit our website: comorollerderby.org First and foremost, roller derby is powerful for all who participate.

COMO Roller Derby is a 501(c)3 non-profit organization, putting emphasis on giving back to our community - on and off skates. We have volunteered with a number of organizations including:

Children's Miracle Network
Safe Kids Discovery Day at University Women & Children's Hospital
Challenger Baseball
Ronald McDonald House
Relay for Life
Mid-Missouri PrideFest
Earth Day
True/False Film Festival
Cit

izen Jane Film Festival
ALS Association
Voluntary Action Center
Food Bank for Central and Northeast Missouri

We are screaming HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Plain White Tease!!!! Tease began her roller derby journey with CMRD in 2012 and play...
06/12/2026

We are screaming HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Plain White Tease!!!!

Tease began her roller derby journey with CMRD in 2012 and played until 2015, due to an injury. She has been marketing chair, home teams captain, and MVP / MVB multiple times. Her favorite derby related skills are soul crushing and backwards blocking.

Tease tries to help her team in any way she can and sometimes that includes being an NSO. She is a pleasure to be around and we are truly grateful she is a part of our league!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TEASE!!! 🥳🧁

Happy Happy Birthday to our very own Annihilation Reaction!!!! 📣Annihilation Reaction became a CMRD league member fall o...
06/12/2026

Happy Happy Birthday to our very own Annihilation Reaction!!!! 📣

Annihilation Reaction became a CMRD league member fall of 2024. She has been dreaming about being a Jammer ever since! Unfortunately, she has to wait to get her boot off until she can return to skating. However, she has been announcing during our bouts and she
is a member of our Events Committee.

Anniha is an excellent orator, she is friendly, creative, open minded, caring, entertaining, and an amazing teammate. She completed her Masters and is in residency to be a veterinary radiation oncologist. We appreciate you and all that you do!🐱🐶

Happy Birthday, Annihilation Reaction!!! 🤩🎂

Please take a moment to wish our very own Ho**ey Tonk Terror a Happy Birthday!!! Terror became a CMRD league member Apri...
06/11/2026

Please take a moment to wish our very own Ho**ey Tonk Terror a Happy Birthday!!!

Terror became a CMRD league member April of 2025. They currently are a member of our Excutive Board and hold a position as "Risk Coordinator."

Terror is always willing to jump in and help out as needed. They have learned several NSO positions and lately you will find them doing mostly scoreboard/keeping. 😀

📷 Photo taken:CoMoLitNouns.com

Today we are celebrating Q.T Killers Birthday!!! Q.T has been the league secretary, morale officer, inter league liaison...
06/09/2026

Today we are celebrating Q.T Killers Birthday!!!

Q.T has been the league secretary, morale officer, inter league liaison, and she is currently a member of events comittee. She has won both MVJ and MVB awards. Fun Fact: She had no skating skills prior to starting Roller Derby and was often on the floor. Q.T has come a long way and we are very proud of her hard work and dedication!

Q.T has a big heart and always checks on her teammates. She might be sweet, but she is also salty. 😋 She has great communication skills, which is helpful both on and off the track. We are grateful she is a part of our league!

We hope you have a stab-tacular day!!🎉HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Q.T!!!

Our traveling team had an absolute blast playing Springfield Roller Derby and a Mashup on Saturday! Congrats to our MVPs...
05/25/2026

Our traveling team had an absolute blast playing Springfield Roller Derby and a Mashup on Saturday!

Congrats to our MVPs 💙🩵
SRD: 88 Skayter Moon & 666 Sn**ch Her
CMRD: 6 BUG & 116 JoCo

Mashup MVPs:
Butter Beasts 🩷 Lethal Tempo & Kat Krash Fever
Doomzday Devils 💚 The Righteous GenStoner & Vanna Wipeout

Next stop: Topeka on June 6th with Capital City Crushers 🛼🛼

Please take a moment to wish our amazing teammate Shank a Happy Birthday!!! Shank has been a fixture of CMRD since 2014....
05/23/2026

Please take a moment to wish our amazing teammate Shank a Happy Birthday!!!

Shank has been a fixture of CMRD since 2014. Shank has held numerous positions both on and off the track. This includes being a member of S&R, Executive Board as Treasurer, and is currently on our Coaching Committee.

Shank is an asset no matter what position she plays on the league! Her Apex jumps are astonishing and will sweep you off your own feet! Shank also captures our leagues headshots.

Thank you for all that you do. We are truly grateful. We hope you have a wonderful day!!! Happy Birthday, Shank!!! 🔪 🎉

kasmanninsurance we mustache you a question about insurance!! 📣Thank you for being a CoMo Roller Derby “lead jammer” lev...
05/20/2026

kasmanninsurance we mustache you a question about insurance!!
📣Thank you for being a CoMo Roller Derby “lead jammer” level sponsor! 📣

Our travel season starts this weekend! Come see us and support these fellow roller derby leagues!🛼 MAY 23: CMRD A/B Team...
05/18/2026

Our travel season starts this weekend! Come see us and support these fellow roller derby leagues!

🛼 MAY 23: CMRD A/B Team v. Springfield Roller Derby
🛼 JUNE 6: CoMo All Stars v. Capital City Crushers
🛼 SEPT 11-13: CMRD is excited to attend the Chicago Beef Tournament hosted by Windy City Rollers

Here’s to doing our best to foster asshole-free zones 🫶🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ CMRD wishes all a happy and safe International Day Agai...
05/17/2026

Here’s to doing our best to foster asshole-free zones 🫶🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

CMRD wishes all a happy and safe International Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia and Transphobia!

Today we are screaming Happy Birthday to CMRD's very own Coffin Cutie! ⚰️Coffin is currently the Morale Officer of our E...
05/12/2026

Today we are screaming Happy Birthday to CMRD's very own Coffin Cutie! ⚰️

Coffin is currently the Morale Officer of our Executive Board. She was S&R Co-Chair in 2023, 2024, and 2025. Coffin always has your back, whether she is providing snacks, checking in on others, ensuring hydration, etc. This is why she has been awarded "Prepared Pro" the last two years. She is an an amazing blocker, mother, teammate, and friend.
Coffin is very dedicated, no matter if she is off or on skates, she always nails it!

We are highly grateful to have Coffin as a member of our league! We hope you have a CRYPTASTIC Birthday!!! 👻🖤

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