08/29/2026
What is a McDojo?
Seriously. People throw this phrase around all the time, but it always tends to mean something different.
Sometimes they mean it has preditory moneymaking practices, like contracts and mandatory testing. Like McDonalds! đ
Sometimes they mean they have unsafe training methods that are likely to get people hurt. Like McDonalds! đ
Sometimes they mean a totally fake martial art with an unqualified, untrained instructor. Like McDonalds! đ
Sometimes they mean it's cheap, low quality and low effort training. Show up, pay your dues and get your belt. Okay, this one is actually like McDonalds.
The problem is, everyone tends to decide what "McDojo" is whenever they see it. And "it" tends to just be "things i dont personally do," "things I don't get," or "business," just business. Different people monetize the art different ways and everyone has a problem with something.
So lets break down the term and, just for fun, give it an actual definition.
What is McDonalds known for?
-cheap
-mediocre quality
-consistent across locations
-won't make you sick
-everywhere
-recognizable trademark
What's the martial arts analogue to this?
-cheap
-mediocre quality
consistent throughout schools of teh same style/organization
-won't get you injured by practicing it
-popular
-well known name.
The thing about this is, if we go off of this definition, it's not that bad of a burn. It's basically saying "this is a good daycare" or "this is a fun experience for a few years." With the caveats that what you see is what you get. If more martial arts were standardized like this, we'd have an easier time choosing styles.
We'd have Whatajitsu, kung-fil-a, and Five Guys Gouge Out Their Eyes at the top, Then Boxing King and McDojo at the bottom.
But thats not what we have. For better or worse, we have 3 or 4 well known brands--BJJ, ATA taekwondo and Shotokan karate-- that are fairly standard across the board and the rest are mom and pop shops. And mom and pop shops are great...when they're great.
Sometimes they have roaches in the back and wobbly tables in the front, but the best fried chicken you've ever had. Sometimes it's a bunch of mediocre garbage, but you can't argue with the price. And sometimes you find a truly special hidden gem.
One time, my wife and I went to a Restaurant called Chicken 'n Fish in Eureka springs Arkansas. It had red vynal seats and a classic diner aesthetic--and the best sushi i've had in my life. The previous owner's daughter married an award winning sushi chef and the menu underwent changes from the typical diner fair. I think they changed their name in 2020, but that e perience stuck with me.
You run into dojo's like that. Nothing special in the mats or the signs or the name, but something truly spectacular about the training.
That's what I encountered when I started training with my sensei, and later the Machimura Ya Ti Kobujutsu organization under Master Lindsey--now renamed Machimura Inakadi kobujutsu kyokai under Sensei Marlon Laws--and that's the kind of dojo I try to be: The best mom and pop shop I can be.
How do you define McDojo? What do you think of my definition? What's the Whataburger of martial arts? Let me Know in the Comments below.