06/04/2026
Good news: You don't have to make a separate trip to the sauna today!
Bad news: That's because the A/C is currently out at GAC.
Our gym has temporarily transformed into a full-body cardio and sweat-enhancement facility at no extra charge. Membership now includes:
✅ Strength Training
✅ Cardio Equipment
✅ Unlimited Sweating
✅ "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?" conversations
We're working to get the A/C fixed as quickly as possible.
How soon will it be back up and running?
That's an excellent question. We've called the repairman, so hopefully it isn’t anything too major.
We appreciate everyone's patience and we'll keep you updated as soon as we know more.
Until then, stay hydrated, bring a towel... and maybe another towel.