09/12/2026
Grand Saline PD pulled me over in front of Dollar General ..... I already knew why he got me (I was speeding) but of course, I was gonna ask him why he stopped me. So I decided to try my luck. About a week ago, I bought some fart spray, I wanted to see just how far I could push it. The bottle says to sq**rt about 2 sprays. So as the cop walks toward my car I sprayed about 5 sq**rts. He gets to my window and asks me to get out. I said I can’t! He stopped dead in his tracks and said lawd...what is that? I said I got a situation going on sir! The look on his face was priceless. I said, Sir my stomach hurts and I’m trying get home because I.... at my window he didn't let me finish my sentence. He grabs his face, backs up and says... ma'am do you need an ambulance. I said no (trying not to laugh )
The officer told me to be careful and not to speed. He understood my situation and decided to es**rt me home.
I did not expect it to go this far, but the Officer followed me home, & waited til I got out the car. I had to walk from the car to the door, holding my butt cheeks, and limpin’ like I was hurtin’!
No ticket written!
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