04/02/2026
I know this is a joke but honestly, our Tuesday restorative class pretty much feels like a nap (with some movement thrown in first!)
We've been listening to your feedback, and the people have spoken. You want more recovery, more rest, and a class where laying down is the entire workout.
Introducing Extreme Horizontal Training, our newest class designed to push your napping to the absolute limit. Pillow and blanket required, first class is free, and snoring will result in immediate disqualification.
Sounds pretty great, right? Happy April Fools from Phoenix Training. 😴